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Watch me runnin' up the place
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I'm already stuntin'
And my girls are on the way
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Watch me open up the place…
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Just imagine. This will change everything.
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The lights come up, and we walk out
on stage like two sexy gladiators.
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Our technique, flawless.
Our timing, perfect.
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Phones are out. Minds are blown.
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And guess who blacks out from jealousy
because we just took home first place.
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Tanya?
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Tanya. Future nursing school
dropout Tanya.
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So, you ready to do this?
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-Nope. I'm out. I bail so hard.
-Whoa!
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Anj, hi, hey. Everything's in place.
The plan is perfect.
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The plan is insane.
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Maya, just let it go.
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After graduation,
we're never gonna see Tanya again.
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Jump…
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Yeah, but she's never
respected us as dancers.
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I know, I know.
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If we're going to win,
we have to do something unexpected.
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Please.
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You're my best friend.
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I can't do this without you.
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Watch me runnin' up the place…
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Fine.
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-I'm in.
-Yeah!
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Watch me open up the place
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Wanna see you bumpin', baby
Bouncin' to the bass
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Good luck.
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-What a bitch.
-Her legs are so smooth.
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-How does she never get razor burn?
-Hey, hey, Anj. Look at me. Lock in.
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Remember.
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-Whew.
-Whew. Okay.
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You win the crowd,
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you win your freedom.
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What?
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And good luck, Tanya, next year
at the Touro School of Nursing.
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Now, seniors Maya and Anjali
with a cultural dance
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from the country of India.
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They're actually pretty good.
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No.
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You ain't seen nothing yet.
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I can't. Let's go.
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-What's happening?
-Maybe something with the sensors?
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-Look out!
-Maya, watch out!
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Shit!
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Don't worry. Anj! It's all good.
Everything's--
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Maya!
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Is she okay?
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Maya!
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Maya!
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Maya! Maya!
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-Topic of the day.
-Patil twins.
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-Harry Potter, Yule Ball.
-Messed up.
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Ugly outfits, objectively bad.
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And then the boys ditch them.
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What's up with that?
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-My aura?
-Yeah. Ready?
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Then take this.
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-Oh, photo.
-Oh, photo, okay.
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You look so good.
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-Look over here!
-Smile, girls!
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One, two, three.
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UCLA!
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Ah, rumors are true. Lot of Asians.
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Whee! We're, like, at college!
Like, right now! Can you believe it?
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-Mm-hmm.
-Maybe I should try out a new nickname.
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How about Anja? Jaja?
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No. Jelly? Jelly Cat?
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-We could think about it.
-I love him.
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Oh my God. I can be whoever I wanna be.
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The name's Leelee, babes.
I think we'll have really good banter.
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I'm good.
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You realize we can go out,
like, whenever we want.
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-And come home whenever we want.
-Mmm.
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-So late I forget to take out my contacts.
-Dude. Don't do that.
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That's gonna hurt so bad.
But it'd be so worth it.
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Please don't be that weird sheltered girl
who has to get her stomach pumped
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because she can't handle freedom.
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-That's exactly who I wanna be.
-Heads up!
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-Oh shit!
-Got it!
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Ugh!
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-Hey.
-Yo.
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-My bad.
-Hey.
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That was a terrible throw.
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Yeah, some would say deliberately bad.
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Okay, well, this is embarrassing.
Um, we're gonna go.
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You know what? No Frisbee.
You've both been banned.
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Well, call us when the ban's been lifted.
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I know guys throw themselves at you
like you're the last flight out of Kabul,
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but this has got to be a new record, hmm?
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-Stop moving!
-They wanna keep stonewalling, fine.
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-We'll just move…
-See, if you had just worn something nice.
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The way Anjali always does…
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I don't look nice. I look like
a seat filler at the Latin GRAMMYs.
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-Zero patience…
-A little black dress works.
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-Career fairs, parties, SASA mixers…
-Call me when you know.
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Oh my God. Stop with the SASA mixer.
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-What's a SASA mixer?
-Seriously, Shree? SASA?
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See? Even Rekha Auntie agrees with me.
She thinks SASA's cringe.
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-What's this?
-Bathroom stuff.
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There's nothing cringe
about celebrating your culture.
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Okay, what is a SASA?
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South Asian Students Association.
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And they don't celebrate our culture.
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It's a bunch of cornballs trying to pad
their résumés to get into med school.
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Sounds pretty Indian to me.
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I already told Arjun Singh you will both
meet him tonight at the SASA mixer.
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Arjun who? Arjun the incel?
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He's not an incel! He's a sophomore,
and he'd love to show you around.
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Show me around what?
His collection of feet pics?
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Shree, why are we introducing weird boys
to the equation?
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-What's this?
-Bathroom stuff!
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A bad freshman GPA
is impossible to bounce back from,
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especially if you're a bad test taker.
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My GPA will survive one mixer.
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-Anjali, it's a miracle you got in.
-But I did, didn't I?
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Off the waitlist.
You need to stay focused.
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-Ahem.
-Bathroom stuff!
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Uh, how much bathroom stuff is there?
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A normal amount!
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-Cool. Cool.
-Okay.
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-The IG is way too curated.
-I know.
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-So fun.
-Cool.
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Nah, bro. She's like a Santa Monica eight.
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-Which is like a Malibu five.
-Oh my God. Hi!
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It's a pony, not just a bend. Uh…
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The hook step,
you guys shouldn't lock your arms.
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Instead, you should pivot from the elbow.
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Sorry, who are you?
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I'm sorry. You guys are great.
It's just I used to dance…
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Oh my God! I know you.
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-You're the girl from that video.
-Wait, what video?
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Who hit herself in the face
with the flying thingy!
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-That's not me.
-You have to see!
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-Are you kidding me?
-Sorry.
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I just gotta go.
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-Look out.
-All right, you know what--
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Oh my God, you're Drone Strike Girl!
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Wait, you're, like, famous!
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But, like, bad famous.
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You mean infamous?
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-Can I have that purple top of yours?
-Yeah, sure.
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I can make more room in that closet.
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Wait, Mom! Don't!
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Oh!
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Ooh.
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Yeah. There's more bathroom stuff
in the car.
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I'm coming too.
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It was just for…
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-To…
-For what?
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For getting high.
For having a couple of one-night stands.
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Can you please stop acting like
I started an OnlyFans?
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Do you realize
if UCLA still had an SAT score,
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there is no way you would have gotten in?
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Let alone for a major
that is only getting harder.
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-A major you picked for me!
-'Cause you couldn't decide.
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Computer science is gonna give you
a shot at real money.
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While we're at it,
you wanna walk me to the bus stop?
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-Pack me a Lunchable?
-I'm not gonna babysit you.
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But I will stop paying your tuition
if I find out you're slacking off.
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Wait. What?
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Mom, are you serious?
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I know you think I'm being a bitch.
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But you'll thank me
when you have a degree and a career
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00:10:01,083 --> 00:10:03,083
and you don't have to depend
on anyone for anything.
167
00:10:03,166 --> 00:10:04,583
And how's that working out for you?
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If you got a full ride like Maya,
you could do anything you want,
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but as long as I am footing this bill,
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you don't get to be some aimless pothead
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having shower sex in an en suite
that I am paying an extra ten grand for.
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And you wonder why Dad left.
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Ooh!
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Damn, that echoed.
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They ran out of ice,
but I got the next best thing.
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Someone's favorite.
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How are you feelin'?
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I got slapped on my first day of college.
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Let's go with, pfft…
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suicidal?
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Aah.
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The slap wasn't even that bad.
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None of the Asian kids even flinched.
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The white kids almost called the cops.
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Yeah, well, at least you didn't get hit
with the Green Card mom slap. Right?
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00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:06,208
Remember when Charu
got her belly button pierced?
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00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:08,541
I mean, she got hit so hard,
the sound turned on the Alexa.
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Hmm.
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Does it still hurt?
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No, it's honestly fine.
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Good.
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I want you nice and healed.
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-Before I slap the shit out of you again!
-Oww!
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00:11:21,500 --> 00:11:24,125
-Maya, what?
-Not gonna tell me you're on the pill?
195
00:11:26,791 --> 00:11:29,458
You were gonna what? Disconnect
our Bluetooth without telling me?
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00:11:29,541 --> 00:11:30,833
I'm not on the pill!
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00:11:30,916 --> 00:11:34,041
Then… why have you got all these… pills?
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00:11:34,125 --> 00:11:36,333
I don't know! I just… It… Ugh.
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it was just… eleutheromania!
200
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It's, like, doing something
just for the sake of freedom.
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I just needed to figure out if I could be
someone different for once in my life.
202
00:11:47,500 --> 00:11:49,625
I'm not sure if that makes any sense.
203
00:11:51,791 --> 00:11:54,208
Two girls down the hall
called me Drone Strike.
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00:11:55,541 --> 00:11:56,625
Ugh.
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00:11:57,583 --> 00:12:00,291
Maya, I'm so sorry.
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00:12:01,541 --> 00:12:03,791
They would have clowned me, too,
if I'd been there.
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00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:06,000
Anj.
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00:12:07,291 --> 00:12:10,666
The most upvoted comment
is a guy asking for your number.
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00:12:11,250 --> 00:12:14,958
The second most upvoted is a guy
asking the first guy to pass it along.
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00:12:21,458 --> 00:12:23,666
-This is Half Baked.
-Hmm?
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00:12:23,750 --> 00:12:25,750
-My favorite's Cherry Garcia.
-Yeah.
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00:12:26,333 --> 00:12:29,625
I said I got someone's favorite.
And that someone is me!
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00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:32,166
All right.
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00:12:32,666 --> 00:12:34,041
Today sucked a butt.
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00:12:34,125 --> 00:12:36,833
-So I say we go to Taco Bell.
-Mmm.
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00:12:36,916 --> 00:12:38,166
And we watch 90 Day Fiancé.
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00:12:38,250 --> 00:12:42,333
You wanna stay in and watch
ugly men marry Latvian immigrants?
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00:12:42,416 --> 00:12:44,916
And get Taco Bell. That part's key.
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No!
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It is our first night of college.
We need to go out.
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00:12:51,250 --> 00:12:52,458
You cannot be serious.
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00:12:52,541 --> 00:12:54,416
Dude, I survived child abuse!
223
00:13:03,958 --> 00:13:06,166
Whoa! Look at all these clubs!
224
00:13:06,666 --> 00:13:08,916
Sticky Wickets Cricket Club.
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00:13:09,666 --> 00:13:11,250
Hookah Brother Up.
226
00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:14,916
I love how all brown dudes smoke hookah
like they're Drake
227
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,500
and they just end up at dental school.
228
00:13:16,583 --> 00:13:19,250
Come on! Just admit this is way cooler
than you thought it would be.
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00:13:19,333 --> 00:13:21,666
All right, you're right.
It's pretty cool. It's pretty cool.
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-Oh! A club I could get behind.
-Wait, which one?
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Freshman 15, baby. I'm starving!
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00:13:29,541 --> 00:13:31,666
Ooh, Maya, look!
There's a Bollywood dance club.
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00:13:32,375 --> 00:13:36,333
I told you. I'm down to try new things.
Just not dance. Not right now.
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00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:39,166
Come on, it's a club.
It'll meet, like, an hour a week.
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00:13:42,041 --> 00:13:43,875
-But don't get your hopes up, okay?
-Hi!
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00:13:43,958 --> 00:13:46,458
90% of Bollywood dance
is just dry-humping the air.
237
00:13:46,541 --> 00:13:48,791
Do you really need a club for that?
238
00:13:49,708 --> 00:13:51,333
Sorry. Sorry.
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00:13:52,208 --> 00:13:54,500
See? Handyman with no boundaries
agrees with me.
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00:13:54,583 --> 00:13:58,000
Well, I'm gonna check it out
'cause it seems cool,
241
00:13:58,083 --> 00:14:00,416
and trying cool shit's
the whole point of college!
242
00:14:02,500 --> 00:14:05,375
-You know, she's not wrong.
-All right. You are still talking.
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00:14:05,458 --> 00:14:09,166
Bollywood dance is a very big deal here.
K-Pop level fandom.
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00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:15,708
All right, brown Ted Bundy.
What's your deal?
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This one's a coincidence. I'm working.
I don't know if you can see?
246
00:14:18,583 --> 00:14:20,833
And for the record,
the whole number on the Frisbee thing,
247
00:14:20,916 --> 00:14:22,583
that was my buddy's idea, not mine.
248
00:14:22,666 --> 00:14:25,833
-Cool story, bro.
-Don't believe me? Call the number, Maya.
249
00:14:26,916 --> 00:14:30,583
-Okay. Seriously? How do you know my name?
-I had a feeling you didn't recognize me.
250
00:14:32,958 --> 00:14:34,583
It's me. Arjun.
251
00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:37,125
"Arjun the incel."
252
00:14:37,708 --> 00:14:41,791
-That's what the kids used to call me.
-Kids are so mean. Mm-mm-mm.
253
00:14:41,875 --> 00:14:43,666
Also, the name made no sense.
254
00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:45,958
We were ten. We were all virgins.
255
00:14:46,041 --> 00:14:47,958
It would have been weird
if I wasn't a virgin.
256
00:14:48,041 --> 00:14:50,041
-And probably also illegal.
-Definitely illegal.
257
00:14:51,125 --> 00:14:52,166
You know, your mom called.
258
00:14:52,250 --> 00:14:55,083
-Said you weren't coming.
-Uh… Anjali dragged me.
259
00:14:55,166 --> 00:14:57,625
-So…
-Yo! What up, Drone Strike?
260
00:14:57,708 --> 00:14:59,500
Pfffft!
261
00:15:01,291 --> 00:15:02,708
You're goated!
262
00:15:03,333 --> 00:15:05,125
Okay. What was that about?
263
00:15:05,208 --> 00:15:08,291
Don't act like you don't know.
It was the biggest meme of the summer.
264
00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:11,041
Oh, well, I'm not on socials,
so I must have missed it.
265
00:15:11,125 --> 00:15:14,500
-Bullshit.
-No. I'm serious. Here.
266
00:15:15,125 --> 00:15:18,000
No Internet, no apps. No more noise.
267
00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:21,833
Oh, so you have a burner phone,
like cheaters and meth dealers.
268
00:15:21,916 --> 00:15:22,750
That's comforting.
269
00:15:22,833 --> 00:15:24,541
Better than letting Big Tech track you.
270
00:15:24,625 --> 00:15:27,083
It's not Big Tech that tracks me.
It's my best friend.
271
00:15:27,166 --> 00:15:28,958
-Oh, great. Mm-hmm.
-All right? Yeah.
272
00:15:29,041 --> 00:15:31,833
In the event that some rando
from my past decides to drown me in a lake
273
00:15:31,916 --> 00:15:33,625
and then no one can find my body.
274
00:15:34,375 --> 00:15:37,208
-That would never occur to me.
-Yeah, no shit. You're a man.
275
00:15:37,291 --> 00:15:40,375
No, I mean I'd dissolve you in acid.
No loose ends.
276
00:15:43,208 --> 00:15:46,791
It's like an instant social life,
and the after parties are crazy.
277
00:15:46,875 --> 00:15:50,500
Last year, we went to Vegas, and
I totally puked in the Bellagio fountains.
278
00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:52,208
Stop. That sounds so fun.
279
00:15:52,291 --> 00:15:54,041
Minus the puking part.
280
00:15:54,125 --> 00:15:55,416
When's the next meet-up?
281
00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:58,250
-You can't just come. You gotta audition.
-Sorry, wait. Audition?
282
00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:00,500
We're a competitive dance team.
283
00:16:00,583 --> 00:16:03,000
We compete at competitions
all over the country.
284
00:16:03,083 --> 00:16:05,000
That sounds like a big time commitment.
285
00:16:05,083 --> 00:16:08,291
Oh, it takes up your entire life.
No. We're like a cult.
286
00:16:08,375 --> 00:16:11,166
Uh, yeah. I really have to focus
first semester…
287
00:16:11,250 --> 00:16:12,833
You know what I just realized?
288
00:16:13,666 --> 00:16:15,333
Ronak is gonna love her.
289
00:16:15,416 --> 00:16:19,125
Oh! Love her. She's total lead material.
290
00:16:19,208 --> 00:16:20,625
Who's Ronak?
291
00:16:20,708 --> 00:16:22,833
You'll see. We're about to go on.
292
00:16:28,708 --> 00:16:33,666
Welcome to the South Asian
Students Association Fall Mixer!
293
00:16:33,750 --> 00:16:35,458
I'm Ayesha Khan,
294
00:16:35,541 --> 00:16:37,333
proud Pakistani American.
295
00:16:37,416 --> 00:16:41,958
-President of the South Asian Student--
-Co-president, actually.
296
00:16:42,041 --> 00:16:43,375
We split the vote.
297
00:16:43,458 --> 00:16:45,791
I'm Preethi Shah, proud Indian American.
298
00:16:45,875 --> 00:16:51,416
The South Asian Students Association
puts on events like Diwali night, Holi--
299
00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:54,125
And of course Eid one and Eid two.
300
00:16:54,208 --> 00:16:57,041
Sometimes Preethi forgets that
the diaspora contains many faiths.
301
00:16:57,125 --> 00:17:00,291
How can I forget, Ayesha, when you're
constantly trying to convert me?
302
00:17:00,375 --> 00:17:02,625
I'm not trying to convert you,
Islamophobic bitch!
303
00:17:02,708 --> 00:17:05,041
Okay, thank you so much.
304
00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:08,208
Uh, please give it up
for Preethi and Ayesha.
305
00:17:08,291 --> 00:17:09,875
That was something.
306
00:17:10,375 --> 00:17:12,833
Thank you, ladies. I am Hamza Latif.
307
00:17:12,916 --> 00:17:14,291
I am the faculty sponsor.
308
00:17:14,375 --> 00:17:16,791
I'm here to make sure
it's a safe space for all the students.
309
00:17:16,875 --> 00:17:18,333
We got three rules.
310
00:17:18,416 --> 00:17:20,166
And this is mostly for the guys.
311
00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:21,916
Consent.
312
00:17:24,333 --> 00:17:25,166
Consent!
313
00:17:26,125 --> 00:17:27,000
Number three.
314
00:17:27,083 --> 00:17:31,625
Your future employer will see
your Halloween costume.
315
00:17:31,708 --> 00:17:34,916
I'm talking to you, Ragav. I don't know
where you got the shoe polish.
316
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,333
-My bad.
-Okay.
317
00:17:36,416 --> 00:17:38,750
Now for the real reason
why we're all here.
318
00:17:38,833 --> 00:17:41,833
They are the three-time winners
of Best of the Best.
319
00:17:41,916 --> 00:17:45,791
Give it up for our very own UCLA Agni!
320
00:17:50,500 --> 00:17:51,791
Welcome to the party
321
00:17:52,416 --> 00:17:54,625
Hey, hey, welcome to the party
322
00:17:55,125 --> 00:17:57,583
Hey, hey, welcome to the party
323
00:17:57,666 --> 00:18:00,250
Hey, hey, welcome to the party
324
00:18:00,333 --> 00:18:03,083
-Waking up, waking up
-Hey, hey, welcome to the party
325
00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:05,916
Fly with my dogs
Ridin' high when we pull up
326
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,708
When we ride, when we pull up
327
00:18:07,791 --> 00:18:10,708
We be high when we pull up
328
00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:13,416
Top down, no ceilin'
329
00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:15,958
Rocks on the watch now, armageddon
330
00:18:16,041 --> 00:18:18,208
Roof on fire, fire
331
00:18:18,291 --> 00:18:19,708
We ride wild
332
00:18:19,791 --> 00:18:22,625
Pull up in a tank, 'bout it, 'bout it
333
00:18:22,708 --> 00:18:25,875
Hey, hey, welcome to the party
334
00:18:35,541 --> 00:18:36,916
I love you, Ronak!
335
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,833
Love you, Ronak!
336
00:18:43,208 --> 00:18:45,125
I love you, Ronak!
337
00:19:26,541 --> 00:19:29,916
Hey, hey, welcome to the party
338
00:19:30,625 --> 00:19:33,291
Hey, hey, welcome to the party
339
00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:49,791
You don't have to be
The last one standing
340
00:19:49,875 --> 00:19:53,916
Oh, show me you could be
The one, one, one
341
00:20:11,875 --> 00:20:13,791
You've got me like crazy
342
00:20:13,875 --> 00:20:16,708
-That you call to me
-Bom-diggy-diggy bom bom
343
00:20:30,083 --> 00:20:33,208
Oh, baby, give me one more dance
344
00:20:56,750 --> 00:21:01,333
UCLA! UCLA! UCLA!
345
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:04,916
Yo.
346
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,333
How extra was that dance team?
347
00:21:07,416 --> 00:21:08,916
So crazy.
348
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:12,291
They literally said they were a cult.
Oh my God, and their captain?
349
00:21:12,375 --> 00:21:14,250
Such a cheeseball.
350
00:21:14,333 --> 00:21:16,541
He was unironically wearing a fedora.
351
00:21:16,625 --> 00:21:19,833
-Please tell me you're gonna burn it.
-Oh, for sure.
352
00:21:24,291 --> 00:21:25,750
Love you, Anj.
353
00:21:25,833 --> 00:21:27,708
Aww! Love you too.
354
00:21:28,291 --> 00:21:29,416
Night.
355
00:21:29,500 --> 00:21:30,458
Night.
356
00:21:41,541 --> 00:21:45,541
Welcome to CompSci 31,
Introduction to Computer Science.
357
00:21:45,625 --> 00:21:47,250
I am Professor Latif.
358
00:21:47,333 --> 00:21:50,083
Just so you guys know,
the course structure…
359
00:21:50,166 --> 00:21:51,333
I did something fun.
360
00:21:53,875 --> 00:21:58,041
-You signed me up for the dance team?
-I signed us up for… tryouts.
361
00:21:58,125 --> 00:21:59,166
I thought you'd be excited.
362
00:21:59,250 --> 00:22:02,416
Yeah, I thought it was a club
that met, like, once a week.
363
00:22:02,500 --> 00:22:03,583
It's a huge time suck.
364
00:22:03,666 --> 00:22:05,916
If my grades slip,
my mom's gonna shoot me in the face.
365
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,708
Ladies.
We're literally two minutes into day one.
366
00:22:08,791 --> 00:22:11,833
So sorry, sir. Professor… Man?
367
00:22:11,916 --> 00:22:13,125
Oh my God.
368
00:22:13,208 --> 00:22:16,541
Look. All your mom cares about is that
you get good grades and granny panties.
369
00:22:16,625 --> 00:22:18,416
You keep both of those up,
she can't get mad.
370
00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:19,583
Yeah, it's a big if.
371
00:22:19,666 --> 00:22:21,458
Okay. Okay.
372
00:22:21,541 --> 00:22:23,166
Then stop stalking Ronak's Insta.
373
00:22:23,958 --> 00:22:27,125
-I was perusing.
-You liked a photo from two years ago.
374
00:22:27,208 --> 00:22:29,833
-That is a problem. He posts too much.
-Okay, Maya.
375
00:22:29,916 --> 00:22:31,791
I'm not you.
I actually have to try at school.
376
00:22:31,875 --> 00:22:34,375
If you try out for the team with me,
I won't let you fail.
377
00:22:34,458 --> 00:22:37,375
You know what? Idea.
Let's share what we're talking about.
378
00:22:37,458 --> 00:22:40,958
That way, none of us feel left out.
Y'all are vibin', and we'd love to vibe.
379
00:22:43,458 --> 00:22:45,458
She won't try out
for the dance team with me.
380
00:22:45,541 --> 00:22:48,500
Okay. No, this is a learning lesson, guys.
381
00:22:48,583 --> 00:22:51,416
Uh, see, this is what's known
as a dependency error.
382
00:22:51,500 --> 00:22:55,458
You have one piece of broken code
that can't function without the other,
383
00:22:55,541 --> 00:23:01,000
so it sends out a very annoying,
disruptive error message.
384
00:23:01,958 --> 00:23:06,083
Well, dance is the one thing
that we're good at
385
00:23:06,166 --> 00:23:08,416
and is our best shot at a new life.
386
00:23:08,500 --> 00:23:12,750
-We have new lives. We're at college.
-No, you have a new life.
387
00:23:12,833 --> 00:23:14,125
I'm still Drone Strike.
388
00:23:14,208 --> 00:23:15,416
I told you that was her.
389
00:23:15,916 --> 00:23:17,125
Hey, hey.
390
00:23:17,625 --> 00:23:18,958
No side betting.
391
00:23:19,041 --> 00:23:22,958
If I can lead the team to a championship,
then everyone will stop giving me shit.
392
00:23:23,041 --> 00:23:26,416
And if you do it with me,
you'll also be living a whole new life.
393
00:23:26,500 --> 00:23:29,208
And maybe even use
that new stash of condoms.
394
00:23:29,291 --> 00:23:32,208
-Maya!
-Okay, pivot. Do it for…
395
00:23:33,250 --> 00:23:35,208
uh… urethramania.
396
00:23:36,250 --> 00:23:37,666
Veryanamania.
397
00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:39,166
Eleutheromania.
398
00:23:39,250 --> 00:23:41,208
That's it. That's what I said.
399
00:23:41,291 --> 00:23:43,333
Do it for that.
400
00:23:44,500 --> 00:23:45,541
Please, Anj.
401
00:24:03,125 --> 00:24:05,583
Welcome to tryouts for UCLA Agni.
402
00:24:06,166 --> 00:24:08,250
You'll notice we're in a parking garage.
403
00:24:08,333 --> 00:24:11,666
That's 'cause dancing on concrete
will rule out the weak.
404
00:24:11,750 --> 00:24:13,875
And because the pickleball team
took the gym from us.
405
00:24:13,958 --> 00:24:15,083
Pickleball sucks.
406
00:24:15,166 --> 00:24:17,541
You all should have learned
eight eight-counts of choreo
407
00:24:17,625 --> 00:24:19,083
from the videos we sent.
408
00:24:19,166 --> 00:24:20,875
Here's the part we didn't tell you.
409
00:24:20,958 --> 00:24:23,083
You're gonna perform this routine
ten times.
410
00:24:23,166 --> 00:24:26,166
-Each time, the music is gonna get faster.
-Ten times? Dang.
411
00:24:26,250 --> 00:24:29,666
And you gotta keep up. If you don't,
you're gonna get hit with this.
412
00:24:30,291 --> 00:24:32,208
-Six of us have laser pointers.
-Really?
413
00:24:32,291 --> 00:24:34,375
If you get three lasers, you're cut.
414
00:24:34,458 --> 00:24:37,208
Whoever's left makes the team. Line up!
415
00:24:37,833 --> 00:24:38,791
Easy.
416
00:24:40,333 --> 00:24:44,375
Hey, I wanted to give this back to you.
417
00:24:44,875 --> 00:24:47,125
So you can give it back to Bruno Mars.
418
00:24:47,208 --> 00:24:49,500
Oh, actually, he gave it to me as a gift
419
00:24:49,583 --> 00:24:51,625
'cause, you know,
he was gonna call it "Midtown Funk,"
420
00:24:51,708 --> 00:24:53,000
and I was like, "No, no."
421
00:24:54,083 --> 00:24:56,208
"Uptown Funk."
422
00:24:56,291 --> 00:24:57,291
Good luck.
423
00:25:00,166 --> 00:25:01,166
Hey, stop!
424
00:25:58,500 --> 00:25:59,666
Damn!
425
00:26:25,375 --> 00:26:26,458
Oh my God!
426
00:26:26,541 --> 00:26:29,500
Congratulations! You all made the cut.
427
00:26:29,583 --> 00:26:31,041
Yes!
428
00:26:33,916 --> 00:26:35,208
Thank you, my king!
429
00:26:35,291 --> 00:26:37,291
All right. You're the king.
Easy. All right.
430
00:26:45,666 --> 00:26:48,375
Whoa. Are all these people on the team?
431
00:26:48,458 --> 00:26:50,250
Yeah. Kind of looks like a flash mob.
432
00:26:50,750 --> 00:26:51,875
It's for formations.
433
00:26:51,958 --> 00:26:54,333
You need lots of dancers
to make complex formations.
434
00:26:55,833 --> 00:27:00,125
You guys new? Okay, okay!
Yeah! I'm Nirbhay.
435
00:27:00,208 --> 00:27:03,041
Not to brag, but this was
my fourth time auditioning for the team,
436
00:27:03,125 --> 00:27:03,958
and I made it.
437
00:27:04,041 --> 00:27:05,125
Is that a brag?
438
00:27:05,208 --> 00:27:09,458
I didn't make the cut last year,
but I lured Ronak into a storage closet,
439
00:27:09,541 --> 00:27:11,916
locked the door, and then made him
watch me dance again.
440
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,750
-And he ate that shit up.
-Wow, that's dedication.
441
00:27:14,833 --> 00:27:15,875
Or it's a felony.
442
00:27:15,958 --> 00:27:19,166
Look, every Bollywood team
has a few staple characters, okay?
443
00:27:19,250 --> 00:27:22,041
I'm the die-hard superfan with no chill,
and I'm owning that.
444
00:27:22,125 --> 00:27:25,083
Over there, you got the FOBs,
Fresh Off the Boat students.
445
00:27:25,166 --> 00:27:27,916
They're rich.
Like, make a hit-and-run disappear rich.
446
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:29,750
Then you got your Brown Baddies.
447
00:27:29,833 --> 00:27:32,125
Their entire personality
is giving people side-eye.
448
00:27:32,208 --> 00:27:33,750
Next, the Adrenaline Junkies.
449
00:27:33,833 --> 00:27:37,083
They're like Adderall.
Concerning, but clutch in competition.
450
00:27:37,166 --> 00:27:39,750
Last but not least, every Bollywood
team has one random white person
451
00:27:39,833 --> 00:27:42,000
who knows more about Indian culture
than everyone else.
452
00:27:42,083 --> 00:27:43,375
How's it going?
453
00:27:44,166 --> 00:27:47,250
I'm Harry.
So, what part of India are you all from?
454
00:27:47,833 --> 00:27:49,916
I'm Tamil. My family is from Sri Lanka.
455
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:51,375
Greetings, little sister!
456
00:27:51,458 --> 00:27:53,291
No. Don't… don't do that.
457
00:27:55,416 --> 00:27:57,916
There are over 100 dance teams
in the country,
458
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:01,583
but only the top ten make it
to Best of the Best.
459
00:28:01,666 --> 00:28:03,750
We cannot allow a repeat of last year.
460
00:28:04,666 --> 00:28:08,250
And the winner of Best of the Best is…
461
00:28:08,333 --> 00:28:12,875
USC Tamasha!
462
00:28:12,958 --> 00:28:15,916
This video will play on loop
at every practice.
463
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,125
I want you to live in that pain.
464
00:28:18,208 --> 00:28:20,250
Like when we applied to Stanford
and didn't get in.
465
00:28:20,333 --> 00:28:23,208
-Mm-hmm.
-USC's number one for a reason.
466
00:28:23,291 --> 00:28:25,833
-Why is he so obsessed with beating USC?
-…she goes, we go…
467
00:28:25,916 --> 00:28:27,625
He's obsessed with beating her.
468
00:28:27,708 --> 00:28:30,500
Selena Joshi, captain of USC
and Ronak's ex.
469
00:28:30,583 --> 00:28:34,208
Our next competition is in eight weeks.
Let's get to work.
470
00:28:35,708 --> 00:28:38,625
The first thing to know
about competition dance
471
00:28:38,708 --> 00:28:40,541
is that it is not objective.
472
00:28:40,625 --> 00:28:42,666
The only performance that matters
473
00:28:42,750 --> 00:28:45,083
is the one that people remember.
474
00:28:45,750 --> 00:28:48,000
Which is why our goal is simple.
475
00:28:48,083 --> 00:28:50,625
Be unforgettable! That's it.
476
00:28:52,166 --> 00:28:53,916
Thirty-one more! Let's go!
477
00:28:55,958 --> 00:28:57,916
We are not here to have fun.
478
00:28:58,000 --> 00:28:59,916
We are here to win.
479
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,791
If you wanna have a good time
with a bunch of losers,
480
00:29:02,875 --> 00:29:04,458
join an a cappella team.
481
00:29:05,208 --> 00:29:07,125
No more junk food.
482
00:29:07,208 --> 00:29:09,708
Cheetos came out in 1948.
483
00:29:10,208 --> 00:29:12,666
Since then, we've never won a war.
484
00:29:13,166 --> 00:29:15,250
Here's the truth. AI is here.
485
00:29:15,333 --> 00:29:17,791
Your degree is worthless,
and you'll never own a home.
486
00:29:17,875 --> 00:29:19,958
Back to practice!
487
00:29:20,833 --> 00:29:23,625
Facial expressions are critical!
488
00:29:23,708 --> 00:29:25,708
Tell the story with your face.
489
00:29:25,791 --> 00:29:27,666
Harry, you're goin' to war!
490
00:29:28,166 --> 00:29:30,208
Dimple, he cheated on you.
491
00:29:30,833 --> 00:29:32,791
Anjali, they freed Luigi.
492
00:29:33,291 --> 00:29:35,708
Deepica, your boyfriend is 5'4".
493
00:29:35,791 --> 00:29:38,041
Maya, you're broke, but you want guac.
494
00:29:38,125 --> 00:29:40,333
Vishal, Pakistan beat India in cricket.
495
00:29:40,416 --> 00:29:42,333
Sumi, the edible is hitting.
496
00:29:42,416 --> 00:29:44,666
Nirbhay, you're losing your virginity!
497
00:29:55,708 --> 00:29:57,125
What's our goal?
498
00:29:57,208 --> 00:29:59,375
Be unforgettable!
499
00:29:59,458 --> 00:30:01,583
I said, what's our goal?
500
00:30:01,666 --> 00:30:03,541
Be unforgettable!
501
00:30:03,625 --> 00:30:04,958
I think I'm gonna vom!
502
00:30:05,041 --> 00:30:07,500
I can't keep going.
My nipples are bleeding.
503
00:30:07,583 --> 00:30:10,458
Anyone bitching is gonna get
20 more burpees.
504
00:30:11,916 --> 00:30:12,791
Okay.
505
00:30:13,500 --> 00:30:14,708
That wasn't the worst.
506
00:30:15,500 --> 00:30:18,500
-Just let me die here.
-Oh, I can't feel my ass.
507
00:30:18,583 --> 00:30:19,708
There, there.
508
00:30:19,791 --> 00:30:23,458
Every great routine
starts with great leads.
509
00:30:23,541 --> 00:30:25,916
But it's not just about
being the best dancer.
510
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:29,375
You have to be the total package.
We're talking effortless confidence.
511
00:30:29,458 --> 00:30:30,958
Infectious energy.
512
00:30:31,041 --> 00:30:32,500
Raccoon agility.
513
00:30:32,583 --> 00:30:35,666
-Undeniable charisma.
-And the sex appeal of your first cousin.
514
00:30:36,750 --> 00:30:39,125
But first,
let's talk about this year's routine.
515
00:30:39,208 --> 00:30:41,208
The theme is…
516
00:30:45,750 --> 00:30:47,875
Bollywood Shaadi: Greatest Hits!
517
00:30:47,958 --> 00:30:49,500
-Yeah!
-Ooh!
518
00:30:49,583 --> 00:30:52,291
An epic love letter
to South Asian weddings.
519
00:30:52,375 --> 00:30:54,833
A classic love story
about forbidden romance.
520
00:30:56,916 --> 00:30:58,500
Sorry. Sorry. Keep going.
521
00:30:58,583 --> 00:31:01,208
No, please. You clearly have thoughts.
522
00:31:01,291 --> 00:31:05,166
Well, I'm not trying to be whatever
or anything. It's just…
523
00:31:05,916 --> 00:31:08,625
-Isn't this kind of super predictable?
-Maya.
524
00:31:08,708 --> 00:31:11,750
I mean, it just sounds like something
a white person would think is a good idea.
525
00:31:11,833 --> 00:31:12,791
No offense, Harry.
526
00:31:12,875 --> 00:31:14,583
None taken. I freakin' love it.
527
00:31:14,666 --> 00:31:17,125
I'm not trying to be whatever,
but what the hell do you know?
528
00:31:17,208 --> 00:31:20,166
-You've never even competed.
-Yeah. Weddings are kind of our thing.
529
00:31:20,250 --> 00:31:23,666
So is dominating the spelling bee, but
you don't see that being a dance theme.
530
00:31:23,750 --> 00:31:25,416
Whoa, spelling bee dance.
531
00:31:25,500 --> 00:31:27,208
Our culture is bigger than Bollywood.
532
00:31:27,291 --> 00:31:30,708
If we wanna win Best of the Best, we have
to do something that feels singular.
533
00:31:30,791 --> 00:31:33,208
Like what? Taking a robot to the face?
534
00:31:37,666 --> 00:31:39,791
Whatever. Anjali agrees with me.
535
00:31:40,916 --> 00:31:45,541
Uh… well, I mean, Maya's right.
It is a little expected.
536
00:31:45,625 --> 00:31:47,250
Uh… but…
537
00:31:47,333 --> 00:31:49,666
there is a lot of potential there,
538
00:31:49,750 --> 00:31:53,250
so there's a world
where a wedding theme might work.
539
00:31:53,333 --> 00:31:55,500
Anj, are you seriously
going Switzerland on me right now?
540
00:31:55,583 --> 00:32:00,041
I dig the passion, Maya, but nostalgia
scores, on average, 60% higher.
541
00:32:00,125 --> 00:32:01,750
The judges will love this.
542
00:32:01,833 --> 00:32:04,416
Or they'll think
we're cliché and extra, so…
543
00:32:04,500 --> 00:32:05,583
Ooh…
544
00:32:06,333 --> 00:32:07,791
Okay. All right.
545
00:32:08,291 --> 00:32:12,166
I see. You think all this is beneath you.
546
00:32:12,250 --> 00:32:15,000
You think that Bollywood is too flashy,
547
00:32:15,083 --> 00:32:18,083
too over the top to be worth your time?
548
00:32:18,166 --> 00:32:22,291
Thing is, extra isn't an insult
in this world, Maya. It's the point.
549
00:32:22,958 --> 00:32:24,541
-'Cause life is extra.
-Mm-hmm.
550
00:32:24,625 --> 00:32:29,041
You're not sad when your mother dies.
You're… you're shattered, right?
551
00:32:29,125 --> 00:32:32,375
You're not happy when you fall in love.
You're euphoric!
552
00:32:32,875 --> 00:32:34,625
That's how it actually feels.
553
00:32:35,125 --> 00:32:37,791
Bollywood is a celebration of being extra,
554
00:32:37,875 --> 00:32:41,375
because to be extra… is to be human.
555
00:32:42,333 --> 00:32:45,125
If you think that's tacky,
I don't know what to tell you.
556
00:32:45,208 --> 00:32:48,083
But, look, the floor is open
if you got a better idea.
557
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:54,958
Bollywood Shaadi it is.
558
00:32:55,041 --> 00:32:56,916
Two leads, bride and groom.
559
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,583
Hands up if you wanna be considered
for the groom.
560
00:32:59,666 --> 00:33:00,708
Oh!
561
00:33:00,791 --> 00:33:02,500
Really? The white boy?
562
00:33:02,583 --> 00:33:04,625
And hands up for the bride.
563
00:33:04,708 --> 00:33:06,833
Deepica. Sumi.
564
00:33:08,333 --> 00:33:09,750
Maya.
565
00:33:11,750 --> 00:33:14,750
Anjali. Seriously, get that hand up.
566
00:33:15,250 --> 00:33:18,875
-Oh, I'm good.
-Come on. Don't be boring.
567
00:33:24,750 --> 00:33:27,041
Dude. Go for it.
568
00:33:30,083 --> 00:33:30,958
There we go.
569
00:33:31,041 --> 00:33:35,291
Perfect. Voting ends
after our dry run at Beta Sigma Eta.
570
00:33:35,375 --> 00:33:37,125
-That's what I heard too.
-Harry.
571
00:33:37,208 --> 00:33:38,333
Mmm?
572
00:33:38,416 --> 00:33:41,208
Don't tell anyone,
but you got my vote for lead.
573
00:33:41,291 --> 00:33:42,166
-For real?
-Yeah.
574
00:33:42,250 --> 00:33:43,791
You've been crushing it.
575
00:33:43,875 --> 00:33:45,000
Thanks, bhai.
576
00:33:45,083 --> 00:33:47,916
What the… That's actually racist.
Harry, don't listen to his bullshit.
577
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:51,750
Yo, newb. You really want Ted Lasso
leading the Bollywood team? No offense.
578
00:33:51,833 --> 00:33:53,041
Better than Indian Tupac.
579
00:33:53,125 --> 00:33:55,708
We all know those are glamor muscles,
useless in real combat.
580
00:33:55,791 --> 00:33:57,541
Okay! That's enough!
581
00:34:00,958 --> 00:34:02,791
Five, six, seven, eight.
582
00:34:02,875 --> 00:34:04,208
Ah, ah, ah.
583
00:34:04,291 --> 00:34:07,125
Drop top, pawn shop
Will I sell it? Hell, nah
584
00:34:07,208 --> 00:34:08,208
Stop. Stop!
585
00:34:08,291 --> 00:34:11,541
-Christ, we look like a Zumba class.
-The newbs were all over the place.
586
00:34:11,625 --> 00:34:14,458
Okay, well, that half of the team
is being geriatric as hell.
587
00:34:14,541 --> 00:34:17,166
Come on.
No fighting in front of the white people.
588
00:34:17,250 --> 00:34:19,916
Bossman, half the team's out
for midterms. Why are we doing this show?
589
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:20,833
We need the money.
590
00:34:20,916 --> 00:34:24,333
-Let's steal the recycling and go to Vons.
-Okay. Uh… I'm gonna cancel.
591
00:34:24,416 --> 00:34:25,916
-We can't be seen like this.
-What? No…
592
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,208
Oh! Look at these losers.
593
00:34:28,291 --> 00:34:30,208
I couldn't agree more.
594
00:34:30,291 --> 00:34:31,208
Selena.
595
00:34:32,583 --> 00:34:35,375
-What the hell are you doing here?
-Okay, hostile.
596
00:34:35,458 --> 00:34:38,291
-Always so serious, this one.
-You better not be filming.
597
00:34:38,375 --> 00:34:40,375
You think we came here
to bite your choreo?
598
00:34:40,458 --> 00:34:42,375
Stole everything else I showed you.
599
00:34:42,458 --> 00:34:45,125
And won a championship
and a microbrand deal with the Gap,
600
00:34:45,208 --> 00:34:46,208
so maybe I'm just,
601
00:34:46,291 --> 00:34:48,000
I don't know, better?
602
00:34:48,083 --> 00:34:50,500
I knew this was a rebuilding year,
603
00:34:50,583 --> 00:34:52,458
but this is just pathetic.
604
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:55,875
Taking in TikTok leftovers.
605
00:34:55,958 --> 00:34:57,958
Mmm. You must be really desperate.
606
00:34:58,041 --> 00:35:01,500
Not as desperate as driving to a school
you don't even go to
607
00:35:01,583 --> 00:35:03,125
to spy on the competition.
608
00:35:03,208 --> 00:35:04,083
Ooh!
609
00:35:04,166 --> 00:35:06,916
But I'm not seeing any competition.
610
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:08,125
How about you guys?
611
00:35:08,208 --> 00:35:12,583
All I see is a jackass
trying really hard to be cool again.
612
00:35:13,875 --> 00:35:15,875
The hell did you call my friend?
613
00:35:16,458 --> 00:35:20,291
Hey, white boy! You deaf?
614
00:35:20,375 --> 00:35:22,750
Or is your Hindi not that good?
615
00:35:22,833 --> 00:35:25,375
My Hindi is perfectly fine, jerk!
616
00:35:25,458 --> 00:35:26,875
Piece of shit!
617
00:35:28,125 --> 00:35:29,250
-Get him!
-Hey, hey!
618
00:35:29,333 --> 00:35:30,416
Stop!
619
00:35:30,916 --> 00:35:32,583
What the hell is goin' on here?
620
00:35:32,666 --> 00:35:34,458
I didn't pay you to fight.
I paid you to dance,
621
00:35:34,541 --> 00:35:37,000
so the university thinks
we're welcoming to students of color.
622
00:35:37,083 --> 00:35:40,208
Yeah, we got suspended because
they think we can't tell you guys apart.
623
00:35:40,291 --> 00:35:41,750
Y'all ready to go up or what?
624
00:35:41,833 --> 00:35:43,458
If not, you better
Venmo me back the money.
625
00:35:43,541 --> 00:35:45,916
-Oh, we're different teams, man.
-Oh, no! Please, don't.
626
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,750
We're super poor,
and we really need the money.
627
00:35:48,833 --> 00:35:51,541
Is it okay
if just the three of us go on and perform?
628
00:35:51,625 --> 00:35:54,000
I don't care. Just make it look cool.
629
00:36:17,375 --> 00:36:19,583
This is insane. We gotta respond.
630
00:36:19,666 --> 00:36:23,500
-Let's put bleach in their water bottles.
-What? No. I meant with a routine.
631
00:36:24,250 --> 00:36:25,208
Yeah, me too.
632
00:36:25,291 --> 00:36:26,875
Look, our routine is nowhere near ready.
633
00:36:26,958 --> 00:36:30,250
If a half-assed version of it leaks online
and a judge sees it, we're screwed.
634
00:36:30,333 --> 00:36:31,666
"We're screwed."
635
00:36:33,208 --> 00:36:35,166
-You're not gonna let it go, are you?
-Nope.
636
00:36:35,250 --> 00:36:37,000
-We're going rogue, aren't we?
-That's right.
637
00:36:37,083 --> 00:36:38,875
-I can't talk you out of it? Okay.
-Nah.
638
00:36:38,958 --> 00:36:41,833
-Yo, what are they doing?
-Hey. Where are you guys goin'?
639
00:36:54,208 --> 00:36:55,416
Watch out.
640
00:37:03,833 --> 00:37:05,083
Hey, my turn.
641
00:37:05,166 --> 00:37:06,291
All yours, Anj.
642
00:37:06,375 --> 00:37:07,333
Got you.
643
00:37:09,833 --> 00:37:11,041
Ooh-hoo!
644
00:37:21,666 --> 00:37:23,333
We gotta see this.
645
00:37:47,833 --> 00:37:50,833
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
646
00:37:50,916 --> 00:37:53,208
Hey! Hey! Hey!
647
00:37:56,125 --> 00:38:00,083
Genius! You took advantage of a frat guy
while he was passed out. Legends.
648
00:38:00,166 --> 00:38:03,041
Oh, and the look on Selena's face.
I mean, she was speechless.
649
00:38:03,125 --> 00:38:04,541
Steak night, baby!
650
00:38:04,625 --> 00:38:06,666
-Yeah.
-I can't tonight. I have that problem set.
651
00:38:06,750 --> 00:38:08,458
Oh. Uh, you know what, guys?
652
00:38:08,958 --> 00:38:11,250
We'll rain check.
We're gonna have a ramen night tonight.
653
00:38:11,333 --> 00:38:13,125
Ooh, ramen noodles? Send pics.
654
00:38:13,208 --> 00:38:15,416
Send "noods." Get it?
655
00:38:16,375 --> 00:38:17,333
Nerds.
656
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:19,875
Hey, Anj.
657
00:38:20,500 --> 00:38:22,083
Thanks for sticking by me tonight.
658
00:38:22,166 --> 00:38:24,333
I got you! Always.
659
00:38:24,958 --> 00:38:28,000
But my bladder is about to burst.
I'm gonna go look for a restroom.
660
00:38:28,083 --> 00:38:29,541
All right. Okay.
661
00:38:34,041 --> 00:38:36,750
But didn't it feel so good
to beat Selena's ass?
662
00:38:36,833 --> 00:38:37,916
Of course it did.
663
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:41,666
But I specifically asked Maya
not to engage, and she did it anyway.
664
00:38:41,750 --> 00:38:44,291
Like, literally, she finds
every opportunity to undermine me.
665
00:38:44,375 --> 00:38:46,500
Okay. The votes are in.
666
00:38:46,583 --> 00:38:48,125
Five votes for Vishal,
667
00:38:48,208 --> 00:38:49,458
six for Harry,
668
00:38:49,541 --> 00:38:52,041
and 11 for Ronak.
669
00:38:52,125 --> 00:38:53,333
Ronak is the groom lead.
670
00:38:53,416 --> 00:38:54,458
And for the bride?
671
00:38:54,541 --> 00:38:56,875
Uh… one for Deepica.
672
00:38:56,958 --> 00:38:58,541
Two for Sumi.
673
00:38:58,625 --> 00:39:00,291
-Sumi?
-Four for me.
674
00:39:00,375 --> 00:39:02,666
Seven for Anjali.
675
00:39:02,750 --> 00:39:05,375
And eight for Maya.
676
00:39:06,416 --> 00:39:08,000
-You're kidding me.
-Seriously?
677
00:39:08,083 --> 00:39:09,041
No, check it again.
678
00:39:09,125 --> 00:39:11,250
Drone Strike is gonna be
the face of our team?
679
00:39:11,333 --> 00:39:13,000
Okay, Ronak, who'd you vote for?
680
00:39:13,083 --> 00:39:14,833
-Anjali.
-Deeps, how about you?
681
00:39:14,916 --> 00:39:16,041
I voted for myself.
682
00:39:17,458 --> 00:39:21,208
You know, Deeps, it's not against
the rules to change your vote to Anjali.
683
00:39:21,291 --> 00:39:26,000
If you did, she and Maya would be tied,
and the captain is…
684
00:39:27,833 --> 00:39:29,416
…the captain is the tie…
685
00:39:29,500 --> 00:39:33,500
The captain is the tiebreaker!
Ronak, you can make Anjali lead.
686
00:39:37,625 --> 00:39:40,041
I mean, technically,
that is all aboveboard.
687
00:39:40,125 --> 00:39:42,375
-Totally not breaking any rules.
-Uh-uh.
688
00:39:42,458 --> 00:39:45,916
Anjali, she just feels like a lead.
She's so positive and so--
689
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:49,250
So beautiful! So elegant!
Just looking like a wow!
690
00:39:49,333 --> 00:39:52,666
I mean, Anjali does have lead energy.
691
00:39:52,750 --> 00:39:55,041
And Maya's impossible to control.
692
00:39:55,125 --> 00:39:58,458
Plus, if the judges have to stare
at Maya's goofy ass front and center,
693
00:39:58,541 --> 00:39:59,833
we're never gonna win.
694
00:40:01,375 --> 00:40:04,708
I've thought about this deeply.
I'm changing my vote to Anjali.
695
00:40:15,416 --> 00:40:16,333
Hey!
696
00:40:16,833 --> 00:40:17,916
Whatcha doin'?
697
00:40:18,750 --> 00:40:22,041
Nothing. Just sitting
on this soft, soft grass.
698
00:40:22,125 --> 00:40:24,750
That was so fun.
699
00:40:24,833 --> 00:40:26,875
Oh, you were incredible, Maya, really.
700
00:40:27,625 --> 00:40:28,875
Thanks.
701
00:40:31,208 --> 00:40:32,500
Hey. You okay?
702
00:40:34,875 --> 00:40:36,000
It's nothing.
703
00:40:36,083 --> 00:40:37,250
I just, um…
704
00:40:38,458 --> 00:40:42,125
I just overheard the team, uh, talking.
705
00:40:42,208 --> 00:40:44,083
Sorry. Let me make sure it's not my mom.
706
00:40:44,583 --> 00:40:45,625
Oh, yeah.
707
00:40:46,666 --> 00:40:48,666
Oh my God, Ronak just emailed the team.
708
00:40:50,083 --> 00:40:51,625
I made lead.
709
00:40:53,500 --> 00:40:54,916
I made lead!
710
00:40:56,333 --> 00:40:57,291
Oh my God!
711
00:40:57,375 --> 00:40:59,875
-Dude, congrats!
-Really?
712
00:41:00,625 --> 00:41:03,791
-Are you sure you're cool with this?
-Yeah. Why wouldn't I be?
713
00:41:03,875 --> 00:41:06,250
I don't know. I mean, you wanted lead too.
714
00:41:06,333 --> 00:41:07,333
Yeah, but
715
00:41:08,500 --> 00:41:09,708
you got more votes.
716
00:41:10,208 --> 00:41:12,375
Still, I just wanna make sure…
717
00:41:13,083 --> 00:41:16,416
I am so happy for you. Okay?
718
00:41:16,500 --> 00:41:17,708
Oh my God!
719
00:41:17,791 --> 00:41:20,041
But there are
more pressing matters to discuss,
720
00:41:20,125 --> 00:41:23,375
such as you owe me
some mother-F'ing Taco Bell.
721
00:41:23,458 --> 00:41:24,791
Pay up. I'm hungry.
722
00:41:27,250 --> 00:41:29,666
Check your e-mail. I think
you've got a committee assignment.
723
00:41:29,750 --> 00:41:30,791
Hmm?
724
00:41:30,875 --> 00:41:32,708
Hello?
725
00:41:32,791 --> 00:41:36,083
Yeah, I just saw. I'm so pumped!
726
00:41:44,833 --> 00:41:46,541
You know what the best part is?
727
00:41:47,041 --> 00:41:51,000
You only need one coat of this sealant
to get that really nice sheen.
728
00:41:51,083 --> 00:41:53,708
Not the semi-sheen. Full gloss.
729
00:41:53,791 --> 00:41:55,291
Ain't that a bitch.
730
00:41:55,375 --> 00:41:57,666
-Thank you, young man.
-Hey, you are welcome, sir.
731
00:41:59,041 --> 00:42:01,708
I say this with great respect.
732
00:42:02,208 --> 00:42:03,250
You look like a Minion.
733
00:42:04,333 --> 00:42:05,958
And I say this with great respect.
734
00:42:06,041 --> 00:42:06,958
A-banana!
735
00:42:08,208 --> 00:42:10,166
-No, honestly, it's a pretty sweet gig.
-Hm.
736
00:42:10,250 --> 00:42:11,750
The boomers treat me like a genius,
737
00:42:11,833 --> 00:42:14,541
and they even let me
work on my own projects.
738
00:42:14,625 --> 00:42:16,583
Oh! What kind of projects?
739
00:42:16,666 --> 00:42:18,666
-Uh, ever heard of Nunya?
-Mm?
740
00:42:19,166 --> 00:42:20,833
Nunya business?
741
00:42:20,916 --> 00:42:23,708
Oh, mm! Mm-mm-mm!
742
00:42:23,791 --> 00:42:26,791
So, we talking chicken coops
or bird houses?
743
00:42:26,875 --> 00:42:29,750
Which technically, in theory,
is also a bird house.
744
00:42:29,833 --> 00:42:32,500
Tsk. Come on, tell me. What projects?
745
00:42:34,166 --> 00:42:36,125
-Okay. Come on. Come on.
-Yes.
746
00:42:36,791 --> 00:42:38,791
This is a Chandigarh chair.
747
00:42:38,875 --> 00:42:40,458
So, after the British left,
748
00:42:40,541 --> 00:42:43,291
Nehru wanted India to move forward,
andnot be stuck in the past,
749
00:42:43,375 --> 00:42:46,916
so he commissions all this cool, modern
furniture for the government to use.
750
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:49,541
And some of these babies
sell for, like, two grand a pop.
751
00:42:49,625 --> 00:42:51,708
All right, settle down, Bob the Builder.
752
00:42:52,208 --> 00:42:57,666
Unfortunately, this makes you…
the perfect person for me to bother.
753
00:42:58,166 --> 00:43:00,416
I need to make this doli
for our corny-ass routine.
754
00:43:00,500 --> 00:43:01,708
Wait, hold on a second.
755
00:43:01,791 --> 00:43:04,541
Ronak put you on props? I thought
you were trying out for the lead.
756
00:43:04,625 --> 00:43:05,833
Emphasis on "tried."
757
00:43:06,750 --> 00:43:08,291
Shit. I'm sorry, dude.
758
00:43:09,166 --> 00:43:13,000
Well, hey, listen, I'm sure whoever
did get it sucks, like, as a person.
759
00:43:13,083 --> 00:43:15,958
I'm sure they dip their pizza in ranch,
and use speakerphone in public,
760
00:43:16,041 --> 00:43:17,375
and complain about subtitles.
761
00:43:17,458 --> 00:43:19,875
-They picked Anjali.
-Oh my God. That is amazing.
762
00:43:19,958 --> 00:43:21,250
We love her. Okay.
763
00:43:23,958 --> 00:43:27,625
You know what?
I say let's pimp this thing out a bit.
764
00:43:27,708 --> 00:43:31,000
But, first of all, we are gonna need
some special pins for these hinges.
765
00:43:31,083 --> 00:43:32,625
Your team is gonna lose their shit.
766
00:43:34,416 --> 00:43:37,875
Maya, we were filming the intro video.
What are we doin' here?
767
00:43:37,958 --> 00:43:40,875
Dude, just breathe and unclench
before you get your boxers in a bunch, hm?
768
00:43:40,958 --> 00:43:43,708
Not possible. They're heavily starched.
769
00:43:44,916 --> 00:43:47,875
Okay. Anyway, I've got
something cool to show you guys.
770
00:43:48,458 --> 00:43:53,041
Something that's gonna make
those trust fund losers at USC cower.
771
00:43:53,125 --> 00:43:55,000
Presenting…
772
00:43:57,416 --> 00:43:58,541
the doli!
773
00:43:58,625 --> 00:44:00,000
Ooh!
774
00:44:00,083 --> 00:44:03,166
Maya, this looks nothing like
the pictures I sent you.
775
00:44:03,250 --> 00:44:04,416
Okay, well, just…
776
00:44:04,500 --> 00:44:05,583
Here.
777
00:44:06,375 --> 00:44:08,583
When Anjali gets on… Right?
778
00:44:15,208 --> 00:44:16,750
Huh?
779
00:44:16,833 --> 00:44:17,833
This is fire.
780
00:44:17,916 --> 00:44:21,500
If we're stuck doing a wedding theme,
we might as well do it with some panache.
781
00:44:21,583 --> 00:44:22,958
Absolutely not.
782
00:44:23,541 --> 00:44:24,833
But why?
783
00:44:24,916 --> 00:44:26,750
We asked for something
traditional and elegant.
784
00:44:26,833 --> 00:44:28,416
Not a vaping tiger.
785
00:44:28,500 --> 00:44:31,291
It's a fog machine blowing flower petals.
It's not that deep.
786
00:44:31,375 --> 00:44:33,375
We haven't even practiced with this thing.
787
00:44:33,458 --> 00:44:35,625
Okay? I can't have unknown variables
messing us up.
788
00:44:35,708 --> 00:44:37,750
Come on! We need to stand out, Ronak.
789
00:44:37,833 --> 00:44:41,791
That's why Anjali's the lead. It's her job
to make us stand out, not yours.
790
00:44:41,875 --> 00:44:46,416
We leave for San Diego in 24 hours.
Let's go. Back to rehearsal, everyone.
791
00:44:48,416 --> 00:44:50,541
This is also the easiest exam of the year.
792
00:44:50,625 --> 00:44:53,875
It only gets harder, so plan accordingly.
793
00:44:53,958 --> 00:44:57,000
I'm not trying to put a target
on your back, but you set the curve.
794
00:44:57,083 --> 00:44:58,500
Sleep with one eye open.
795
00:44:59,083 --> 00:45:00,458
Anjali…
796
00:45:02,166 --> 00:45:03,625
Stay as long as you need.
797
00:45:10,500 --> 00:45:13,083
It's time to strap in.
798
00:45:13,166 --> 00:45:15,166
Competition season starts now.
799
00:45:16,708 --> 00:45:18,583
Over 100 teams.
800
00:45:19,375 --> 00:45:21,791
Over 2,000 dancers.
801
00:45:22,291 --> 00:45:23,750
But tonight,
802
00:45:23,833 --> 00:45:26,500
only the best move forward.
803
00:45:28,875 --> 00:45:30,125
UCLA, on deck!
804
00:45:30,208 --> 00:45:31,166
All right!
805
00:45:31,250 --> 00:45:33,750
Vishal! Last look on costumes.
Come on, man!
806
00:45:33,833 --> 00:45:35,375
Maya, don't forget to check the doli.
807
00:45:35,458 --> 00:45:36,541
-Dude, I am right here.
-Oh.
808
00:45:36,625 --> 00:45:39,708
Yo, is it true that Selena got some
crypto billionaire to fund their team?
809
00:45:39,791 --> 00:45:42,750
Yeah, but he made them redo their entire
routine to be about climate change.
810
00:45:42,833 --> 00:45:44,333
-She's so cooked.
-Good one!
811
00:45:44,416 --> 00:45:47,625
Next up, we've got
the coldest killers on the circuit,
812
00:45:47,708 --> 00:45:51,416
the reigning champions, USC Tamasha!
813
00:45:51,500 --> 00:45:54,041
What the hell?
814
00:45:56,458 --> 00:46:00,541
This is the story of
the first man who climbed Mount Everest.
815
00:46:01,166 --> 00:46:05,500
This is not the story
of the first man who made it back alive.
816
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:20,958
Mount Everest Ain't got shit on me
817
00:46:23,416 --> 00:46:27,083
Mount Everest ain't got shit on me
818
00:46:27,166 --> 00:46:29,625
'Cause I'm on top of the world
819
00:46:29,708 --> 00:46:32,500
I'm on top of the world
820
00:46:32,583 --> 00:46:33,458
Yeah
821
00:46:53,583 --> 00:46:55,833
Wait a minute
Get it how you live it
822
00:46:55,916 --> 00:46:58,208
Ten toes in
When we standing on business
823
00:46:58,291 --> 00:47:00,875
-Get him!
-He's escaping!
824
00:47:01,541 --> 00:47:04,166
I'm a big stepper, underground methods
825
00:47:04,250 --> 00:47:06,458
Top-notch hoes get the most
Not the lesser
826
00:47:21,458 --> 00:47:22,958
We have the human.
827
00:47:23,041 --> 00:47:24,500
Bring him to me.
828
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:37,083
Wait, wait, wait, wait a minute
Get, get, get, get it how you live it
829
00:47:37,166 --> 00:47:39,083
Ten, ten, ten, standin' on business
830
00:47:49,791 --> 00:47:51,708
USC Tamasha!
831
00:47:51,791 --> 00:47:54,625
She just murdered you, Ronak.
That's crazy.
832
00:47:55,208 --> 00:47:58,791
-They are really good.
-Ready for the next dance?
833
00:47:58,875 --> 00:48:01,083
Come on. Let's just let this thing rip.
834
00:48:01,166 --> 00:48:04,541
We should be
pulling out all the stops, hmm?
835
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:08,750
Could we just stick to the plan this time?
836
00:48:10,083 --> 00:48:13,500
I'm just really nervous about this.
I want it to go well.
837
00:48:13,583 --> 00:48:15,166
Okay, yeah, totally.
838
00:48:18,625 --> 00:48:19,458
Hey.
839
00:48:20,916 --> 00:48:22,083
You're gonna do great.
840
00:48:22,166 --> 00:48:25,208
Coming to the stage, last year's
Best of the Best runners-up,
841
00:48:25,291 --> 00:48:27,833
UCLA Agni!
842
00:48:31,541 --> 00:48:34,375
Their love was forbidden.
843
00:48:34,458 --> 00:48:37,166
She had everything to lose.
844
00:48:37,250 --> 00:48:40,000
He had nothing to lose.
845
00:48:40,791 --> 00:48:44,000
But desire doesn't ask for permission.
846
00:49:25,333 --> 00:49:27,375
He keeps me guessing
847
00:49:27,458 --> 00:49:29,458
-Guessing
-Spontaneous
848
00:49:29,541 --> 00:49:31,625
-That's how he is
-He's so persuasive
849
00:49:31,708 --> 00:49:34,208
-So persuasive
-And I'm his lady
850
00:49:41,291 --> 00:49:44,541
Will you be mine
in this life and the next?
851
00:49:44,625 --> 00:49:47,458
Any life without you isn't worth living.
852
00:49:50,166 --> 00:49:52,000
But they were too late.
853
00:49:52,083 --> 00:49:55,583
Asha's parents had already betrothed her
to the diplomat's son.
854
00:50:11,458 --> 00:50:12,958
Fantastic dress.
855
00:50:14,750 --> 00:50:16,166
Choose honor, Asha.
856
00:50:17,916 --> 00:50:19,625
Choose passion.
857
00:50:20,125 --> 00:50:21,875
Thinkin' of a master plan
858
00:50:21,958 --> 00:50:25,083
You know anything you need, baby
Ask your man
859
00:50:55,833 --> 00:50:57,541
What the…
860
00:50:57,625 --> 00:50:58,708
Oh!
861
00:51:03,083 --> 00:51:04,625
I love you, Asha!
862
00:51:04,708 --> 00:51:06,875
I love you more, Rehan!
863
00:51:07,958 --> 00:51:09,375
Can anyone see?
864
00:51:09,458 --> 00:51:11,708
-I have asthma!
-Dimple, where are you?
865
00:51:11,791 --> 00:51:15,041
-Mummy!
-Oh! Harry, watch out!
866
00:51:15,125 --> 00:51:16,541
Oh my God!
867
00:51:16,625 --> 00:51:18,041
Aah!
868
00:51:18,125 --> 00:51:19,666
-Shit.
-Anjali!
869
00:51:21,458 --> 00:51:24,000
Oh! No, no, no, no!
870
00:51:24,083 --> 00:51:25,958
-No! Ow, ow, ow!
-No! Stop!
871
00:51:26,041 --> 00:51:27,708
-Stop!
-Ow!
872
00:51:27,791 --> 00:51:29,125
Keep dancing!
873
00:51:29,208 --> 00:51:30,458
Oh no!
874
00:51:30,541 --> 00:51:32,125
No! Wait, hold on!
875
00:51:32,208 --> 00:51:34,291
Stop, stop!
876
00:51:34,791 --> 00:51:35,833
No! No!
877
00:51:35,916 --> 00:51:38,500
-I got it. Go.
-No, no, no! No!
878
00:51:45,958 --> 00:51:49,375
-That was so embarrassing!
-No, that was so, so bad.
879
00:51:49,458 --> 00:51:52,791
-Who messed up? Harry, was it you?
-What the hell happened, everyone?
880
00:51:52,875 --> 00:51:55,916
Guys, I… I am so sorry. I am so, so sorry.
881
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:58,333
I genuinely have no idea
how that happened.
882
00:51:59,333 --> 00:52:00,291
-Oh, my…
-What?
883
00:52:00,375 --> 00:52:01,750
Anjali…
884
00:52:01,833 --> 00:52:03,041
What?
885
00:52:03,125 --> 00:52:06,916
I was raised not to comment
on women's appearances, but goddamn!
886
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:08,625
-Uh…
-Nirbhay, what?
887
00:52:09,458 --> 00:52:10,458
Nirbhay…
888
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:15,916
Oh, where's my hair?
889
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:17,875
My God, where's my hair? Where did it go?
890
00:52:17,958 --> 00:52:19,416
Why is there a hole right here?
891
00:52:19,500 --> 00:52:22,083
-Where is my hair? Where did…
-It was the only way.
892
00:52:23,708 --> 00:52:26,500
I, I, I… It's, uh, interesting.
It looks good.
893
00:52:26,583 --> 00:52:28,458
-Shit, shit.
-Okay. It's just hair.
894
00:52:28,541 --> 00:52:30,708
It was an accident,
and maybe I can make it look cool.
895
00:52:30,791 --> 00:52:32,583
-I can make it look cool, right?
-Yes.
896
00:52:32,666 --> 00:52:34,791
-Tell me it'll grow back!
-Very chic…
897
00:52:34,875 --> 00:52:35,875
This is so bad.
898
00:52:35,958 --> 00:52:37,708
-But you're so pretty.
-We can make it nice…
899
00:52:37,791 --> 00:52:40,666
-You turned it on, didn't you?
-No, Ronak, it was an accident!
900
00:52:40,750 --> 00:52:42,708
It was an accident. Right?
901
00:52:45,125 --> 00:52:46,041
Right?
902
00:52:47,750 --> 00:52:48,583
I'm sorry.
903
00:52:49,458 --> 00:52:51,041
I'm so, so sorry.
904
00:52:51,125 --> 00:52:53,625
-That wasn't meant to happen.
-What were you thinking?
905
00:52:53,708 --> 00:52:56,666
It is a miracle
that she's not in the hospital!
906
00:52:56,750 --> 00:52:59,041
And you completely screwed
our chances at placing.
907
00:52:59,125 --> 00:53:01,750
I didn't want us to just place,
you know, I wanted us to win--
908
00:53:01,833 --> 00:53:03,083
Well, congrats on doing neither!
909
00:53:03,166 --> 00:53:04,833
We weren't gonna beat USC.
910
00:53:04,916 --> 00:53:06,583
That's not your call to make!
911
00:53:11,833 --> 00:53:13,083
You're off the team.
912
00:53:14,416 --> 00:53:15,541
-What?
-What?
913
00:53:16,916 --> 00:53:18,000
I said,
914
00:53:18,500 --> 00:53:20,750
I'm kicking your ass off the team.
915
00:53:20,833 --> 00:53:22,166
Are you serious?
916
00:53:22,250 --> 00:53:25,458
Look, every team has one, okay?
917
00:53:25,541 --> 00:53:27,500
The ball hog with the big attitude.
918
00:53:27,583 --> 00:53:29,416
Big opinions and zero solutions,
919
00:53:29,500 --> 00:53:32,541
and the mistake that most captains make
is they give them a pass
920
00:53:32,625 --> 00:53:34,125
because they're talented.
921
00:53:34,833 --> 00:53:36,291
And you are talented, Maya.
922
00:53:36,791 --> 00:53:38,875
But not enough to be worth the trouble.
923
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:51,541
-Okay, let's see what we can…
-It's okay.
924
00:53:51,625 --> 00:53:53,208
This is devastating.
925
00:53:53,291 --> 00:53:56,541
UCLA plummets to 54th place.
926
00:53:56,625 --> 00:54:01,541
With finals next month,
it's safe to say their season is over.
927
00:54:01,625 --> 00:54:05,000
Ronak,
is getting back in this even possible?
928
00:54:05,958 --> 00:54:07,166
Yeah. Yeah, I think so.
929
00:54:07,250 --> 00:54:11,375
If we get first or second in Berkeley,
we technically would have enough points.
930
00:54:11,875 --> 00:54:14,208
Yeah, but Berkeley is an overnight trip.
931
00:54:14,291 --> 00:54:17,666
-We don't have the money.
-Is SASA doing the date auction this year?
932
00:54:17,750 --> 00:54:19,333
Yeah, next weekend.
933
00:54:19,416 --> 00:54:22,416
We'd need, like, the whole team to sign up
to raise enough, but…
934
00:54:22,500 --> 00:54:23,791
Hey, can we talk?
935
00:54:23,875 --> 00:54:25,458
Yeah. Yeah.
936
00:54:29,375 --> 00:54:32,666
-Yeah. What's up?
-Okay. Um…
937
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:36,708
So I think you should reconsider
kicking Maya off the team.
938
00:54:36,791 --> 00:54:37,958
Not happening.
939
00:54:38,041 --> 00:54:40,125
I'm furious, and you should be too.
940
00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:45,125
I look like a flea-market Barbie doll.
941
00:54:45,208 --> 00:54:47,125
Trust me, I'm pissed.
942
00:54:47,208 --> 00:54:50,833
I know she messed up,
but kicking her out is not the move.
943
00:54:50,916 --> 00:54:54,250
She's the most creative dancer
on the team, and everyone knows it.
944
00:54:54,333 --> 00:54:57,083
If they were smarter, they would
have voted her lead to begin with.
945
00:54:58,375 --> 00:55:00,833
No. Listen, you're an amazing dancer,
946
00:55:00,916 --> 00:55:02,416
and you deserve to be the lead.
947
00:55:02,500 --> 00:55:04,875
Then don't I deserve a say
in who's on the team?
948
00:55:06,750 --> 00:55:08,958
You didn't see everyone.
Chaos and confusion.
949
00:55:09,041 --> 00:55:11,583
Just fog everywhere,
flower petals everywhere.
950
00:55:11,666 --> 00:55:12,666
It was a lot, man.
951
00:55:12,750 --> 00:55:14,625
That's no reason to kick you off the team.
952
00:55:14,708 --> 00:55:15,750
We're in 54th place.
953
00:55:15,833 --> 00:55:17,833
Oh my God! That is bad.
954
00:55:17,916 --> 00:55:19,791
-I'm sorry. Ronak's got a point.
-What?
955
00:55:19,875 --> 00:55:22,208
-Honestly.
-Okay. Hey, hey! Come on. Come on.
956
00:55:22,291 --> 00:55:25,625
Okay, well, they'd be in first place if
they'd just made you lead from the start.
957
00:55:25,708 --> 00:55:27,416
Yeah, well…
958
00:55:28,375 --> 00:55:30,500
-Well, what?
-No, nothing.
959
00:55:30,583 --> 00:55:32,666
Sounds like somethin'.
960
00:55:32,750 --> 00:55:35,500
I overheard Ronak, Deepica, and Dimple
tallying up the votes.
961
00:55:36,416 --> 00:55:39,250
I won lead,
but then they switched it to Anjali
962
00:55:39,333 --> 00:55:42,625
'cause she has more, uh… lead energy
or whatever.
963
00:55:43,416 --> 00:55:44,666
Are you serious?
964
00:55:45,333 --> 00:55:47,000
You're only lead energy.
965
00:55:47,083 --> 00:55:48,875
Your stage presence is magnetic.
966
00:55:48,958 --> 00:55:53,041
Okay? When you're up there, locked in,
hittin' those moves, doing your thing--
967
00:55:53,125 --> 00:55:54,708
Oh my God.
968
00:55:55,791 --> 00:55:57,375
-I am so sorry.
-Are you okay?
969
00:55:57,458 --> 00:56:00,750
There is actually a surprising amount
of hair in this wheel, okay?
970
00:56:00,833 --> 00:56:03,791
It is like a locker room shower drain.
Look at that.
971
00:56:03,875 --> 00:56:04,875
Jeez.
972
00:56:05,375 --> 00:56:06,500
You need to tell Anjali.
973
00:56:06,583 --> 00:56:09,208
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I cannot do that to her. Okay?
974
00:56:09,291 --> 00:56:12,875
She really likes Ronak, all right?
I mean, look.
975
00:56:13,375 --> 00:56:15,458
She has been fawning all over him
976
00:56:15,541 --> 00:56:18,458
because he got her
this weird Paddington knockoff.
977
00:56:18,541 --> 00:56:21,250
-Oh my God.
-What?
978
00:56:22,208 --> 00:56:23,583
Wait. You don't know what this is?
979
00:56:24,833 --> 00:56:25,708
A bear?
980
00:56:25,791 --> 00:56:27,833
I'm sure that's supposed to be
the Koh-i-Noor diamond.
981
00:56:27,916 --> 00:56:32,125
The diamond the British stole from India
that is famously known for being bad luck.
982
00:56:32,208 --> 00:56:34,833
Every ruler who has ever owned
the Koh-i-Noor diamond,
983
00:56:34,916 --> 00:56:38,708
from Shah Jahan to Duleep Singh,
they all saw their empires crumble.
984
00:56:38,791 --> 00:56:41,041
That is not a cute teddy bear.
985
00:56:41,125 --> 00:56:43,333
That is a cursed colonial diamond.
986
00:56:43,416 --> 00:56:45,375
So that's what you do without a phone.
987
00:56:45,458 --> 00:56:48,416
You read and shit.
You think you're better than me?
988
00:56:48,500 --> 00:56:50,125
Honestly, yeah. Kinda.
989
00:56:54,958 --> 00:56:57,791
I get why you don't wanna tell Anjali,
but you deserve to be lead.
990
00:57:02,458 --> 00:57:04,541
I need to get back to wrapping this gift.
991
00:57:07,666 --> 00:57:09,875
I'm a killer
I'm a killer, I'm a killer
992
00:57:09,958 --> 00:57:11,958
Bang, bang! Gun fingers in the mirror
993
00:57:12,041 --> 00:57:14,250
I won't get caught this time
994
00:57:14,333 --> 00:57:16,541
Commit the perfect crime
995
00:57:16,625 --> 00:57:18,958
I'm a killer
I'm a killer, I'm a killer…
996
00:57:19,041 --> 00:57:20,458
Yo, yo, yo.
997
00:57:21,041 --> 00:57:23,458
-Mmm? Mmm?
-Oh, you didn't have to do anything.
998
00:57:23,541 --> 00:57:25,583
All right, come on. Open it. Open it.
999
00:57:26,083 --> 00:57:28,750
I sewed in some of your hair to it,
so it should match.
1000
00:57:28,833 --> 00:57:31,708
Oh, also, I did get you a sexy leg dress,
1001
00:57:31,791 --> 00:57:35,708
so Ronak will be too busy
looking down there instead of up… here.
1002
00:57:37,166 --> 00:57:38,125
I'm really sorry.
1003
00:57:38,708 --> 00:57:43,208
I really appreciate it.
But no more surprises, yeah?
1004
00:57:44,041 --> 00:57:45,916
Mm-hmm.
1005
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:47,666
I like brown girls with an accent…
1006
00:57:47,750 --> 00:57:49,500
Hey, baby girl!
1007
00:57:49,583 --> 00:57:51,791
Get that cute butt
and fugly hair over here!
1008
00:57:51,875 --> 00:57:53,583
What are you guys doing here?
1009
00:57:53,666 --> 00:57:56,583
Kidnapping you for a spa day
at the Hinoki salon.
1010
00:57:56,666 --> 00:57:58,041
Are you serious?
1011
00:57:58,125 --> 00:58:01,958
We have to do something about that hair.
You look like you licked a car battery.
1012
00:58:02,041 --> 00:58:05,541
-Safeties gotta stick together.
-The hell's a safety?
1013
00:58:05,625 --> 00:58:08,583
If no one bids on us at the date auction,
we bid on each other for safety.
1014
00:58:08,666 --> 00:58:10,458
I can't right now. We have class.
1015
00:58:10,541 --> 00:58:12,041
So skip it.
1016
00:58:12,125 --> 00:58:15,500
Anj, you do have to do
that online quiz too, remember?
1017
00:58:15,583 --> 00:58:16,916
Yeah, I know, I…
1018
00:58:19,750 --> 00:58:22,916
Could you just do it for me?
Just this once?
1019
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:25,291
-Dude…
-I know. I've said that before.
1020
00:58:25,375 --> 00:58:29,208
But, hey, you… kind of owe me.
I spoke to Ronak.
1021
00:58:29,291 --> 00:58:32,041
-He said you could rejoin the team.
-Really?
1022
00:58:32,125 --> 00:58:33,333
-Wait, what?
-Ronak said that?
1023
00:58:33,416 --> 00:58:35,583
Yeah! All you have to do
is sign up for the date auction.
1024
00:58:36,458 --> 00:58:39,500
Oh yeah, no. No. Nope. Not doing that.
1025
00:58:39,583 --> 00:58:41,416
Why? I thought you'd be pumped.
1026
00:58:42,500 --> 00:58:45,875
Look, if you come,
I promise I'll be your safety.
1027
00:58:45,958 --> 00:58:48,208
-There's nothing to be scared of.
-Okay.
1028
00:58:48,291 --> 00:58:51,125
I'm not scared. I just don't wanna do it.
1029
00:58:51,208 --> 00:58:55,500
I'm really grateful that you talked
to Ronak for me, but… I'm good.
1030
00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:57,000
So…
1031
00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:00,416
Uh, I can do your quiz for you. Seriously.
1032
00:59:00,916 --> 00:59:04,500
Go have a fun spa day with Double D.
1033
00:59:04,583 --> 00:59:06,041
Are you sure?
1034
00:59:06,125 --> 00:59:09,625
-Yeah. Have fun.
-Brown boys with no brown friends
1035
00:59:09,708 --> 00:59:11,625
-Think they light-skinned…
-Okay, Anj, get in.
1036
00:59:11,708 --> 00:59:13,500
Double D. I kind of like that.
1037
00:59:13,583 --> 00:59:15,333
Absolutely not.
1038
00:59:23,833 --> 00:59:25,208
Don't tell me that.
1039
00:59:27,041 --> 00:59:30,958
I mean, that is top-notch choreo.
They were crisp. They were sharp.
1040
00:59:34,791 --> 00:59:36,833
Wow. You look…
1041
00:59:36,916 --> 00:59:38,291
-Stunning?
-Hot?
1042
00:59:38,375 --> 00:59:40,625
-Gorgeous?
-Dare I say, the moment?
1043
00:59:40,708 --> 00:59:44,416
Be honest. Do I look like
Dora the Explorer joined a sorority?
1044
00:59:44,500 --> 00:59:46,416
I mean… vamonos.
1045
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:49,958
Hmm. Okay, stop flirting.
Everyone, let's get to the ballroom.
1046
00:59:50,041 --> 00:59:51,625
We're at tables six and eight.
1047
00:59:51,708 --> 00:59:54,875
Make sure to fill out your questionnaires,
okay? Let's go, chop-chop.
1048
00:59:54,958 --> 00:59:55,875
Wait, hold on.
1049
01:00:00,250 --> 01:00:01,958
Did you speak to Maya?
1050
01:00:02,041 --> 01:00:03,750
Who won our little wager?
1051
01:00:04,625 --> 01:00:06,500
Unfortunately, you did.
1052
01:00:07,083 --> 01:00:09,750
Sorry. I mean,
I hate to say I told you so,
1053
01:00:09,833 --> 01:00:11,666
but I knew she wasn't coming back.
1054
01:00:12,291 --> 01:00:13,458
But now you…
1055
01:00:14,041 --> 01:00:15,125
you owe me a mojito.
1056
01:00:15,208 --> 01:00:19,125
I can tell you miss me
I can tell it hits, hits, hits
1057
01:00:19,625 --> 01:00:22,625
Not tryna be romantic
I'll hit it from the back
1058
01:00:22,708 --> 01:00:24,083
Just so you don't get attached…
1059
01:00:24,166 --> 01:00:28,083
I just gotta say you guys look great,
and I appreciate you doing this.
1060
01:00:28,166 --> 01:00:31,291
The number we're trying to hit tonight
is three grand, so…
1061
01:00:31,375 --> 01:00:34,333
-Ooh, can you make it loud?
-Loud
1062
01:00:34,416 --> 01:00:37,833
'Cause I'm so proud
Baby, I'm so proud of you
1063
01:00:41,583 --> 01:00:43,333
Nice to have you back, Maya.
1064
01:00:43,416 --> 01:00:44,416
Nice to be back.
1065
01:00:44,916 --> 01:00:48,500
I mean, who doesn't love
selling their body for bus fare? Right?
1066
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:51,916
Oh my God, I love your sari.
1067
01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:54,125
Your hair. Dude, awesome.
1068
01:00:57,666 --> 01:01:02,625
Welcome to the 25th annual
SASA winter formal and date auction.
1069
01:01:04,541 --> 01:01:08,708
Unfortunately, the board decided
not to have us host this year.
1070
01:01:08,791 --> 01:01:10,250
Which is absurd!
1071
01:01:10,333 --> 01:01:12,791
Welcome your new host for this evening,
1072
01:01:12,875 --> 01:01:14,500
Professor Latif.
1073
01:01:15,083 --> 01:01:16,458
Have fun.
1074
01:01:16,541 --> 01:01:18,791
-Hey. Thank you. I, uh…
-That girl's scary.
1075
01:01:18,875 --> 01:01:20,375
I don't love the optics of this either.
1076
01:01:20,458 --> 01:01:22,625
Let's try to get through tonight
as quickly as possible
1077
01:01:22,708 --> 01:01:23,833
and let's not have a lawsuit.
1078
01:01:23,916 --> 01:01:28,791
Up first, he is captain of Masala,
the all-male Hindi a cappella team.
1079
01:01:28,875 --> 01:01:31,500
Give it up for Gaurav Sen-Gupta.
1080
01:01:32,750 --> 01:01:34,458
Gaurav likes capoeira,
1081
01:01:34,541 --> 01:01:37,000
and he thinks
Timothée Chalamet is a psyop.
1082
01:01:37,083 --> 01:01:39,458
Okay. Let's start at $20,
and I'm being generous.
1083
01:01:40,875 --> 01:01:41,916
Sold for 20!
1084
01:01:42,958 --> 01:01:46,625
He is into mysticism, hexes, and curses.
1085
01:01:46,708 --> 01:01:48,833
Yes! There we go! Sold for $30!
1086
01:01:48,916 --> 01:01:50,916
There's someone for everyone here, folks.
1087
01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:53,333
Guys, she's pre-med. Buy the stock low.
1088
01:01:53,416 --> 01:01:54,583
Thank you! $60!
1089
01:01:54,666 --> 01:01:56,041
Sold for $30.
1090
01:01:56,125 --> 01:01:57,666
Sold to the pervert in the back!
1091
01:01:57,750 --> 01:02:00,500
Okay, we're moving.
Let's give it up for Team Agni.
1092
01:02:00,583 --> 01:02:03,666
All right, it is a school event.
Let's stand up, please. Thank you.
1093
01:02:03,750 --> 01:02:06,416
-Take it off, white boy!
-No, keep it on, please.
1094
01:02:06,916 --> 01:02:08,916
And now for the men over six feet.
1095
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:10,958
We start with 20. 30. 35. I'll take 40.
1096
01:02:11,041 --> 01:02:12,416
40… 70!
1097
01:02:12,500 --> 01:02:13,666
They're into it.
1098
01:02:13,750 --> 01:02:15,750
I know. Imagine what his mirror is like.
1099
01:02:15,833 --> 01:02:17,041
He is really into himself.
1100
01:02:17,125 --> 01:02:19,000
As Indians, we have a problem staring.
1101
01:02:19,083 --> 01:02:20,500
But, uh, this is a lot.
1102
01:02:21,458 --> 01:02:22,875
But it could be good.
1103
01:02:22,958 --> 01:02:25,541
In the sense
that she will see you for who you are.
1104
01:02:25,625 --> 01:02:28,833
There we go. Thank you. I haven't seen her
blink yet, but you did the right thing.
1105
01:02:28,916 --> 01:02:31,083
Guys, you get two women
for the price of one.
1106
01:02:31,166 --> 01:02:33,083
Don't think… Scratch that.
1107
01:02:33,166 --> 01:02:34,250
320! 320!
1108
01:02:34,333 --> 01:02:36,250
-340! 340!
-Yeah!
1109
01:02:36,333 --> 01:02:38,291
360 up here.
1110
01:02:38,375 --> 01:02:39,208
400!
1111
01:02:39,791 --> 01:02:41,458
Sold for 400!
1112
01:02:41,541 --> 01:02:43,875
-Maya, you're on deck.
-We gotta close out big.
1113
01:02:43,958 --> 01:02:46,250
-Sorry. Okay.
-Here we go. Let's keep going.
1114
01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:49,125
Up next, we have Maya Krishnaraj.
1115
01:02:53,166 --> 01:02:54,541
-Maya.
-Huh?
1116
01:02:55,541 --> 01:02:57,791
Maya Krishnaraj, you guys.
1117
01:02:58,375 --> 01:03:01,458
Uh, Maya is a freshman comp sci major,
1118
01:03:01,541 --> 01:03:05,000
and her favorite snack
is Flamin' Hot Cheetos.
1119
01:03:05,083 --> 01:03:06,166
So…
1120
01:03:07,208 --> 01:03:08,958
Let's start at $20.
1121
01:03:09,041 --> 01:03:10,291
Um… Sorry, sorry.
1122
01:03:10,375 --> 01:03:11,458
Uh, sorry.
1123
01:03:11,541 --> 01:03:15,083
One sec. Can… can I just say real quick,
like, real quick…
1124
01:03:15,166 --> 01:03:16,250
Um…
1125
01:03:17,166 --> 01:03:20,250
This is weird, right?
1126
01:03:20,333 --> 01:03:22,125
Like, what are we doing?
1127
01:03:22,208 --> 01:03:25,916
I thought date auctions were canceled,
like with plantation weddings and stuff.
1128
01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:29,958
Uh… so, you know, I… I just think
we should maybe do a little soul-searching
1129
01:03:30,041 --> 01:03:31,291
and ask ourselves,
1130
01:03:31,791 --> 01:03:33,583
why are we so okay with this?
1131
01:03:34,166 --> 01:03:37,208
Are we not a part of the problem?
1132
01:03:37,291 --> 01:03:38,458
Is this
1133
01:03:39,541 --> 01:03:42,125
our plantation?
1134
01:03:44,416 --> 01:03:48,916
-Yeah.
-Thank you so much, Maya, for that… poem.
1135
01:03:49,416 --> 01:03:53,458
Let's start at $20. $20.
1136
01:03:53,541 --> 01:03:56,958
The princess has arrived!
1137
01:03:57,500 --> 01:03:58,833
-Whoo!
-Whoo!
1138
01:03:58,916 --> 01:04:00,958
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
1139
01:04:01,041 --> 01:04:03,750
Okay, why don't you do this
every time I come into a room?
1140
01:04:03,833 --> 01:04:09,583
'Cause you just brought our total haul
to $3,020! We're going to Berkeley!
1141
01:04:12,125 --> 01:04:14,541
We're gonna give
the University of Spoiled Children
1142
01:04:14,625 --> 01:04:16,250
something they should've gotten
growing up.
1143
01:04:16,333 --> 01:04:19,416
-A proper ass-whoopin'!
-Aaah!
1144
01:04:19,500 --> 01:04:20,916
Whoo!
1145
01:04:21,750 --> 01:04:23,125
Fifteen. Let's do fif--
1146
01:04:23,208 --> 01:04:26,291
-Okay, can we please just stop? Please.
-Guys, repeat after me.
1147
01:04:26,375 --> 01:04:29,333
"I bid $50 for a date with Maya."
1148
01:04:29,416 --> 01:04:31,166
Eww!
1149
01:04:31,250 --> 01:04:33,208
Okay. That's not what I meant.
1150
01:04:33,291 --> 01:04:36,333
That is something I would say
if I weren't her teacher.
1151
01:04:36,416 --> 01:04:39,083
You can bid on her because she's an adult.
1152
01:04:39,166 --> 01:04:41,791
In the sense that she's barely… legal.
1153
01:04:41,875 --> 01:04:43,750
-Uh, scratch that.
-Jesus Christ.
1154
01:04:43,833 --> 01:04:45,666
Someone please bid, for the love of God.
1155
01:04:45,750 --> 01:04:46,916
A thousand dollars.
1156
01:04:49,041 --> 01:04:50,416
I'm sorry, how much?
1157
01:04:51,958 --> 01:04:53,958
A thousand… dollars.
1158
01:04:54,041 --> 01:04:56,708
A thousand dollars,
going once, going twice…
1159
01:04:56,791 --> 01:04:59,208
Maya, sold for a thousand dollars.
1160
01:04:59,291 --> 01:05:00,291
Uh…
1161
01:05:00,375 --> 01:05:03,500
Whatever you have recorded
on your phone, please just delete.
1162
01:05:08,833 --> 01:05:11,083
Maya! Maya.
1163
01:05:15,958 --> 01:05:17,125
I thought you had work.
1164
01:05:17,916 --> 01:05:19,333
Yeah, I got off early.
1165
01:05:19,416 --> 01:05:22,041
It was either date auction
or Frisbee on the quad.
1166
01:05:22,666 --> 01:05:26,125
But my Frisbee privileges
haven't been reinstated yet, so…
1167
01:05:26,208 --> 01:05:28,625
Okay, well, you didn't have to drop
a thousand dollars.
1168
01:05:28,708 --> 01:05:31,791
I don't know what to tell you.
It was more fun than I thought, you know?
1169
01:05:32,291 --> 01:05:33,583
Right. Then you know what?
1170
01:05:33,666 --> 01:05:35,666
You can just go back in there.
Get a refund.
1171
01:05:35,750 --> 01:05:37,875
I'm pretty sure they said
all transactions are final.
1172
01:05:38,625 --> 01:05:39,875
Well, then, you know what?
1173
01:05:41,291 --> 01:05:43,416
I think you got a pretty raw deal.
1174
01:05:45,791 --> 01:05:47,333
Yeah, well, you know what I think?
1175
01:05:50,375 --> 01:05:52,958
I think you are an absolute steal.
1176
01:06:04,291 --> 01:06:05,625
So, how about that date?
1177
01:06:06,458 --> 01:06:07,916
Like… like, now?
1178
01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:10,583
-I'm sorry, did you wanna go back inside?
-No. I just…
1179
01:06:10,666 --> 01:06:13,750
Don't let me forget. I have to do
a comp sci quiz before midnight.
1180
01:06:13,833 --> 01:06:16,833
Oh, I was actually gonna suggest that
as our date night activity.
1181
01:06:17,833 --> 01:06:20,041
-Oh, were you really, huh?
-Mm-hmm.
1182
01:06:21,375 --> 01:06:22,875
Who knew Minions had money?
1183
01:06:23,333 --> 01:06:24,916
It's a collective fund.
1184
01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:26,583
We're unionized.
1185
01:06:27,708 --> 01:06:30,041
Okay, I clearly need another drink.
1186
01:06:30,125 --> 01:06:32,416
Well, you're in luck,
'cause I owe you one.
1187
01:06:32,500 --> 01:06:33,500
For what?
1188
01:06:34,083 --> 01:06:37,833
For losing our bet.
I gotta give Maya credit for showing up.
1189
01:06:39,041 --> 01:06:40,625
-Oh crap.
-What?
1190
01:06:40,708 --> 01:06:42,291
-Crap!
-What?
1191
01:06:42,375 --> 01:06:45,625
-Crap! Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap!
-Anjali?
1192
01:06:56,625 --> 01:06:57,625
Maya.
1193
01:06:59,125 --> 01:07:01,000
Maya! Hey!
1194
01:07:02,541 --> 01:07:03,541
What's up?
1195
01:07:05,291 --> 01:07:06,541
Uh, I saved you a seat.
1196
01:07:06,625 --> 01:07:09,541
Oh, I came late, so sat up front.
1197
01:07:09,625 --> 01:07:12,458
Yeah. You got home pretty late last night.
1198
01:07:12,541 --> 01:07:13,541
Yeah.
1199
01:07:14,833 --> 01:07:16,791
I… I was just worried, is all.
1200
01:07:17,416 --> 01:07:19,500
It's all good. I gotta run.
1201
01:07:21,291 --> 01:07:24,791
Maya! Okay, Maya. Maya,
I am so, so sorry about the date auction.
1202
01:07:24,875 --> 01:07:27,666
-I don't know what happened.
-You bailed on me. Not complicated.
1203
01:07:27,750 --> 01:07:30,375
No, no, no, I was planning on coming back,
but everyone kept going--
1204
01:07:30,458 --> 01:07:31,958
-I just--
-You promised to be my safety.
1205
01:07:32,041 --> 01:07:35,666
-But got smashed with your friend group.
-Maya, I'm sorry! I know, I'm sorry, okay?
1206
01:07:36,458 --> 01:07:37,625
Uh…
1207
01:07:37,708 --> 01:07:39,416
Anj? Hey, hey. What's wrong?
1208
01:07:43,750 --> 01:07:46,166
I don't wanna make this about me.
I'm sorry.
1209
01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:53,666
Hey, hey, it's okay. It's okay.
Come on. It's okay.
1210
01:07:57,666 --> 01:08:01,083
I don't understand how this happened.
I aced this week's homework.
1211
01:08:01,166 --> 01:08:03,583
You did my quiz,
and then I wake up to this email.
1212
01:08:05,375 --> 01:08:08,541
No, yeah, totally.
I mean, it has to be some kind of mix-up.
1213
01:08:08,625 --> 01:08:09,875
-Sure.
-Right? It has to be.
1214
01:08:09,958 --> 01:08:12,416
We just gotta fix it
before my mom finds out.
1215
01:08:20,875 --> 01:08:25,041
When your dad left,
everybody in the family blamed me.
1216
01:08:25,125 --> 01:08:28,000
I was too intense, too controlling.
1217
01:08:28,083 --> 01:08:29,416
I drove him away.
1218
01:08:30,833 --> 01:08:33,666
The world is not forgiving to women.
1219
01:08:33,750 --> 01:08:37,125
It judges us on how we look, how we talk,
1220
01:08:37,208 --> 01:08:39,041
how ambitious we are.
1221
01:08:39,125 --> 01:08:45,625
The only thing that allows you
to not give a shit what anyone thinks
1222
01:08:46,458 --> 01:08:47,750
is your degree.
1223
01:08:47,833 --> 01:08:49,583
It's your leverage.
1224
01:08:51,708 --> 01:08:53,166
And I won't let you squander it.
1225
01:08:56,041 --> 01:08:58,250
You have until the end of the quarter.
1226
01:08:58,333 --> 01:08:59,750
And if you don't get your grades up,
1227
01:08:59,833 --> 01:09:02,375
you're gonna be finishing the year
at community college.
1228
01:09:07,000 --> 01:09:10,458
-I'm so sorry.
-Mm-mm. It's not your fault.
1229
01:09:11,166 --> 01:09:12,875
I think it might be my fault.
1230
01:09:13,750 --> 01:09:14,625
Hmm?
1231
01:09:15,291 --> 01:09:16,708
I forgot to do your quiz.
1232
01:09:17,791 --> 01:09:21,541
I am so sorry.
It was a complete accident, I swear.
1233
01:09:22,041 --> 01:09:26,708
It's just… Arjun wanted to hang out late,
and I lost track of time.
1234
01:09:27,291 --> 01:09:29,666
Anj, look. Seriously, I am so sorry.
1235
01:09:29,750 --> 01:09:30,750
Mmm.
1236
01:09:34,458 --> 01:09:35,458
It's okay.
1237
01:09:37,416 --> 01:09:38,416
It's okay.
1238
01:09:39,250 --> 01:09:41,750
Uh… Hey, uh, where… where are you going?
1239
01:09:41,833 --> 01:09:42,750
I just…
1240
01:09:43,833 --> 01:09:45,041
I just need some air.
1241
01:09:51,500 --> 01:09:53,041
Breathe out, deep breath.
1242
01:09:53,125 --> 01:09:54,916
-This will center you.
-This is so good.
1243
01:09:55,000 --> 01:09:56,708
You've been using it for a while now.
1244
01:09:56,791 --> 01:09:59,583
Okay, a little bit higher. To the left.
1245
01:09:59,666 --> 01:10:01,291
All right, listen up, everyone.
1246
01:10:02,625 --> 01:10:04,708
As you may have noticed,
Anjali is not here,
1247
01:10:04,791 --> 01:10:06,750
and she won't be for the rest of the year.
1248
01:10:07,250 --> 01:10:08,583
Because she quit.
1249
01:10:08,666 --> 01:10:10,875
-Oh my God.
-It's Lyme disease, isn't it?
1250
01:10:10,958 --> 01:10:12,083
Academic probation.
1251
01:10:13,291 --> 01:10:15,250
That's real?
1252
01:10:15,333 --> 01:10:18,541
Obviously, this puts us in a tough spot
with Berkeley a few weeks out.
1253
01:10:18,625 --> 01:10:20,000
Who's gonna fill in?
1254
01:10:20,083 --> 01:10:21,375
According to the rules,
1255
01:10:21,458 --> 01:10:24,291
the person who came in second for lead
gets bumped up.
1256
01:10:24,375 --> 01:10:27,333
In our case, that person is Maya.
1257
01:10:30,750 --> 01:10:32,833
Six, seven, eight!
1258
01:10:32,916 --> 01:10:35,625
One and two and three and four!
1259
01:10:35,708 --> 01:10:37,666
Ronak, work that entrance!
1260
01:10:37,750 --> 01:10:41,500
-Little present for holdin' on so long
-…where you change M…
1261
01:10:41,583 --> 01:10:43,458
I could not bear the thought of it
1262
01:10:43,541 --> 01:10:45,541
-Two days ago…
-…you would calculate…
1263
01:10:45,625 --> 01:10:48,291
-Five, six, seven, eight!
-Don't think I would forgive myself
1264
01:10:48,375 --> 01:10:51,041
…and then calculate F
based on this new value.
1265
01:10:52,291 --> 01:10:54,416
Dimple, be on time for once, yeah?
1266
01:10:57,000 --> 01:10:59,041
Bro, this is not my job.
This is Harry's job.
1267
01:10:59,125 --> 01:11:01,500
-Shut up, Vishal. I got it.
-You sure, bro?
1268
01:11:01,583 --> 01:11:03,583
-Bro, your legs are shivering.
-Oh my God.
1269
01:11:03,666 --> 01:11:05,458
Go in. You know what, go in…
1270
01:11:05,541 --> 01:11:08,708
Man, I tried to find someone
to sub in for my shift, but…
1271
01:11:08,791 --> 01:11:10,041
-Dude. Stop.
-No.
1272
01:11:10,125 --> 01:11:11,125
You're all good.
1273
01:11:11,750 --> 01:11:15,541
Yeah, but you're finally lead.
I wanna see you on stage doin' your thang.
1274
01:11:15,625 --> 01:11:18,125
Mm. Well, if you wanna see me
"doin' my thang,"
1275
01:11:18,208 --> 01:11:20,041
then you can watch the live stream.
1276
01:11:20,541 --> 01:11:22,416
No. No, no. That made me
sound like a cam girl.
1277
01:11:22,500 --> 01:11:25,916
You know what?
It did, but I would watch it anyway.
1278
01:11:27,458 --> 01:11:28,791
Okay, now Harry shows up.
1279
01:11:28,875 --> 01:11:30,000
-When we're almost done.
-Go!
1280
01:11:30,083 --> 01:11:32,458
-Think fast.
-Says the guy who isn't under…
1281
01:11:32,541 --> 01:11:34,375
-Um…
-The reason we were late…
1282
01:11:34,458 --> 01:11:37,208
I'm not really good at the PDA thing.
1283
01:11:38,208 --> 01:11:39,500
Cool. Yeah.
1284
01:11:39,583 --> 01:11:40,916
-But…
-It's fine.
1285
01:11:41,416 --> 01:11:43,833
-I will call you when I get there?
-Yes.
1286
01:11:44,333 --> 01:11:45,458
-All right.
-Okay.
1287
01:11:45,958 --> 01:11:48,166
-Kick some ass at Berkeley.
-Will do.
1288
01:11:48,250 --> 01:11:49,708
…this right now…
1289
01:11:49,791 --> 01:11:50,666
-Hey!
-Hey!
1290
01:11:51,291 --> 01:11:52,416
-Oh.
-Oh!
1291
01:11:54,875 --> 01:11:55,750
-Here you go.
-Oh.
1292
01:11:55,833 --> 01:11:57,916
Dude, you did not have
to get it dry-cleaned. Thanks!
1293
01:11:58,000 --> 01:11:59,625
-Are you kidding? It was gross.
-Rotate.
1294
01:11:59,708 --> 01:12:01,791
Well, I will see you when I get back.
1295
01:12:01,875 --> 01:12:03,916
-It's a square. Doesn't matter.
-Break a leg.
1296
01:12:04,000 --> 01:12:05,791
-Only one direction it can go.
-Thanks.
1297
01:12:05,875 --> 01:12:08,041
-Come out.
-Is that everything?
1298
01:12:08,125 --> 01:12:09,750
-One more thing.
-What?
1299
01:12:09,833 --> 01:12:10,666
Wait.
1300
01:12:10,750 --> 01:12:12,083
Yo, what the fuck?
1301
01:12:12,166 --> 01:12:13,166
Idiot.
1302
01:12:13,791 --> 01:12:15,000
See ya!
1303
01:12:15,083 --> 01:12:16,791
Open the door. This is trafficking!
1304
01:12:33,958 --> 01:12:36,750
UCLA brought it this time!
1305
01:12:36,833 --> 01:12:38,333
Let's go!
1306
01:12:41,208 --> 01:12:42,875
-Hey!
-Hey!
1307
01:12:43,500 --> 01:12:45,541
It wasn't our best,
but should be good enough to place
1308
01:12:45,625 --> 01:12:47,041
based off of the teams we've seen.
1309
01:12:47,666 --> 01:12:51,291
Come on, that was more than good enough!
That was fantastic!
1310
01:12:51,375 --> 01:12:53,500
Let's go! Yeah!
1311
01:12:53,583 --> 01:12:55,916
Good job, guys. Good job.
1312
01:12:56,000 --> 01:12:57,583
UCLA! UCLA!
1313
01:12:57,666 --> 01:13:00,625
Okay, y'all. We got one final act.
1314
01:13:00,708 --> 01:13:04,708
They've got Wranglers on their booty
and spurs on their jutti.
1315
01:13:04,791 --> 01:13:07,541
Make some noise for UT Dallas!
1316
01:13:09,541 --> 01:13:12,666
Praise the Lord
For Southern women, crispy chicken
1317
01:13:12,750 --> 01:13:15,166
Praise the Lord for East Atlanta
1318
01:13:15,250 --> 01:13:17,125
Country Grammar and my nana
1319
01:13:17,208 --> 01:13:19,458
I might turn up on Saturday
1320
01:13:19,541 --> 01:13:21,250
But first thing Sunday morn'
1321
01:13:21,333 --> 01:13:23,000
I praise the Lord
1322
01:13:23,833 --> 01:13:28,000
Praise the Lord for Southern women
Hemi engines, crispy chicken
1323
01:13:29,000 --> 01:13:30,791
I might turn up on Saturday
1324
01:13:30,875 --> 01:13:32,666
But first thing Sunday morn'
1325
01:13:32,750 --> 01:13:34,333
I praise the Lord
1326
01:13:44,166 --> 01:13:46,208
Holy shit, these guys are good.
1327
01:13:46,291 --> 01:13:47,583
And kind of hot.
1328
01:13:47,666 --> 01:13:49,666
Their smoke too tough,
their swag too different.
1329
01:13:49,750 --> 01:13:52,666
Yeah, only 'cause they got their swag
from somebody else.
1330
01:13:52,750 --> 01:13:54,000
What are you talking about?
1331
01:13:54,083 --> 01:13:57,166
They totally ripped this choreo from
Quick Style. We gotta say something.
1332
01:13:57,250 --> 01:13:58,375
You should file a complaint!
1333
01:13:58,458 --> 01:14:01,291
Maya, I'm not in the mood
for one of your crusades, okay?
1334
01:14:01,375 --> 01:14:03,250
Dude, you're the team captain.
1335
01:14:03,333 --> 01:14:05,541
You're the only one who can do it,
so just talk--
1336
01:14:05,625 --> 01:14:06,958
Maya, just drop it.
1337
01:14:09,958 --> 01:14:11,000
Okay.
1338
01:14:13,708 --> 01:14:16,375
UCLA's season is over!
1339
01:14:16,458 --> 01:14:18,958
They ended up taking third place!
Let's go!
1340
01:14:19,041 --> 01:14:21,125
But nationally, they're 11th,
1341
01:14:21,208 --> 01:14:24,500
just shy of the top ten,
which means, despite a killer show,
1342
01:14:24,583 --> 01:14:28,125
UCLA will not be going
to Best of the Best.
1343
01:14:28,208 --> 01:14:30,041
Second place went to the Dallas Bandits,
1344
01:14:30,125 --> 01:14:32,125
I'm here with the fools
who took first place.
1345
01:14:32,208 --> 01:14:34,375
No surprise, it is USC Tamasha!
1346
01:14:34,458 --> 01:14:36,083
-How do you feel?
-Amazing.
1347
01:14:36,166 --> 01:14:38,958
But first, I wanna say
none of this would have been possible
1348
01:14:39,041 --> 01:14:40,291
without my friends at the Gap.
1349
01:14:40,375 --> 01:14:42,541
Get 10% off with the promo code Selena.
1350
01:14:42,625 --> 01:14:45,583
S-E-L-E-N-A.
1351
01:14:46,791 --> 01:14:48,166
Everybody move
1352
01:14:49,041 --> 01:14:50,333
Everybody
1353
01:14:51,416 --> 01:14:52,833
Everybody move
1354
01:14:53,791 --> 01:14:55,125
Everybody…
1355
01:15:01,916 --> 01:15:03,500
Johnnie Walker Black.
1356
01:15:03,583 --> 01:15:07,000
The only sensible drink
for a sad Indian man.
1357
01:15:07,083 --> 01:15:08,416
What's up? Shots!
1358
01:15:09,583 --> 01:15:10,541
What's going on?
1359
01:15:10,625 --> 01:15:13,333
We still got third!
We should be celebrating!
1360
01:15:13,416 --> 01:15:15,458
-Maya, come here!
-Guys.
1361
01:15:15,541 --> 01:15:17,000
Scoresheet from tonight.
1362
01:15:17,083 --> 01:15:20,416
I need to kill a part of my brain
to make this make sense.
1363
01:15:20,500 --> 01:15:23,208
Dallas got a nine for their choreo,
1364
01:15:23,291 --> 01:15:24,583
that they stole!
1365
01:15:24,666 --> 01:15:27,750
And we got, what, a seven?
How does that make any sense?
1366
01:15:27,833 --> 01:15:29,166
I mean, I crushed my solo.
1367
01:15:29,250 --> 01:15:31,875
Yeah, your solo hit,
but the team also killed it.
1368
01:15:31,958 --> 01:15:33,333
We got a nine on formations.
1369
01:15:33,416 --> 01:15:36,083
Totally. You and Harry finally hit
that center formation.
1370
01:15:36,166 --> 01:15:38,666
You missed it all week
but you showed up when it mattered.
1371
01:15:38,750 --> 01:15:39,750
Okay, thanks.
1372
01:15:39,833 --> 01:15:42,958
And, Sumi, your face, so much better.
1373
01:15:43,041 --> 01:15:46,625
Usually, you look like you're trying
to pass a kidney stone, but it was good.
1374
01:15:46,708 --> 01:15:48,833
-It was good.
-You're too kind.
1375
01:15:48,916 --> 01:15:51,958
Okay, let's hit the dance floor.
I'm done feeling like a loser.
1376
01:15:52,041 --> 01:15:54,625
Guys, guys, come on. Don't be butt-hurt.
1377
01:15:55,333 --> 01:15:57,708
Guys! Harry, you did it.
1378
01:15:57,791 --> 01:15:58,750
Maya.
1379
01:16:01,791 --> 01:16:04,833
Noice. That's some top-notch leadership.
1380
01:16:06,666 --> 01:16:09,208
-I was just being real.
-Oh, we're being real now?
1381
01:16:10,125 --> 01:16:13,750
All right, let's be real.
This was my last chance to beat USC.
1382
01:16:14,833 --> 01:16:17,541
-And you blew it for me.
-Dude, what the hell are you smoking?
1383
01:16:18,250 --> 01:16:20,541
You're the reason
why we fell so far in the rankings.
1384
01:16:20,625 --> 01:16:22,166
Really?
1385
01:16:22,250 --> 01:16:25,000
'Cause we would have gotten first
in San Diego
1386
01:16:25,083 --> 01:16:28,416
if you had just let me
turn on the doli carriage, but no.
1387
01:16:28,500 --> 01:16:31,666
No. It's always your way or no way at all.
1388
01:16:31,750 --> 01:16:35,416
That is so rich coming from the person
whose only setting is open hostility.
1389
01:16:35,500 --> 01:16:37,750
'Cause I don't fall in line
like your kiss-ass groupies?
1390
01:16:37,833 --> 01:16:40,833
No. 'Cause you don't even try
to be a team player, Maya.
1391
01:16:41,458 --> 01:16:42,458
Mmm.
1392
01:16:43,041 --> 01:16:44,041
Yeah.
1393
01:16:44,875 --> 01:16:46,333
Nah. See,
1394
01:16:46,833 --> 01:16:51,166
what you actually said
was that I don't have lead energy.
1395
01:16:52,208 --> 01:16:55,875
And that I'm impossible…
1396
01:16:56,541 --> 01:16:57,833
to control.
1397
01:17:01,000 --> 01:17:03,083
Yo! No way, no way!
1398
01:17:03,166 --> 01:17:06,291
Dallas has been disqualified
for plagiarism. They're out. We're in.
1399
01:17:06,375 --> 01:17:07,875
-What?
-Can't be real.
1400
01:17:07,958 --> 01:17:09,625
-Wait, what?
-We got in!
1401
01:17:09,708 --> 01:17:11,958
Dallas got disqualified!
1402
01:17:13,500 --> 01:17:15,333
Oh my God!
1403
01:17:17,041 --> 01:17:19,541
You reported them.
You actually listened to me.
1404
01:17:19,625 --> 01:17:22,666
I didn't think it would even work!
But you were right!
1405
01:17:22,750 --> 01:17:25,250
-You were right!
-Guys!
1406
01:17:26,041 --> 01:17:28,250
We just got into Best of the Best!
1407
01:17:30,666 --> 01:17:34,708
Leave it with delusions
There's one more appealing
1408
01:17:34,791 --> 01:17:37,208
One that could save us both
1409
01:17:37,291 --> 01:17:42,041
Strangers can't do this
Turn your pain into music
1410
01:17:42,125 --> 01:17:46,833
I'm your solution
One that could save us both…
1411
01:17:46,916 --> 01:17:47,958
I'm sorry.
1412
01:17:49,541 --> 01:17:51,583
I should've never taken the lead from you.
1413
01:17:52,250 --> 01:17:55,208
We… we wouldn't be here without you.
1414
01:18:10,666 --> 01:18:13,791
UCLA is going to Best of the Best!
1415
01:18:13,875 --> 01:18:15,083
Whoo!
1416
01:18:15,166 --> 01:18:17,833
They spent the night getting shwasted.
1417
01:18:17,916 --> 01:18:21,250
But I was lucky enough
to get some one-on-one time
1418
01:18:21,333 --> 01:18:23,291
with Agni's newest badass, Maya,
1419
01:18:23,375 --> 01:18:25,416
formerly known as Drone Strike,
1420
01:18:25,500 --> 01:18:27,541
and, girl, you've come a long way.
1421
01:18:27,625 --> 01:18:29,833
That is right.
Head bitch in charge over here.
1422
01:18:29,916 --> 01:18:33,458
-And let's just say it's about time.
-You just became lead, right?
1423
01:18:33,541 --> 01:18:35,833
There was that other girl, Anjali.
Super cute, by the way.
1424
01:18:35,916 --> 01:18:37,625
But she had that whole prop mishap.
1425
01:18:37,708 --> 01:18:40,208
A lotta followers wanna know,
is that why you replaced her, or…
1426
01:18:40,291 --> 01:18:42,375
No, she's on academic probation.
1427
01:18:42,875 --> 01:18:46,750
Which is not to say she's dumb.
1428
01:18:46,833 --> 01:18:49,291
She's super smart. It's just,
you know, you get a bad quarter.
1429
01:18:49,375 --> 01:18:51,500
For sure, yeah.
Well, Horny4Dance wants to know,
1430
01:18:51,583 --> 01:18:54,250
"Will Anjali be back
for the championship? She's so hot."
1431
01:18:54,333 --> 01:18:57,541
Okay, yo, Horny4Dance,
stop being a horndog. Okay?
1432
01:18:57,625 --> 01:19:00,291
It's not a beauty contest.
It's about talent.
1433
01:19:01,708 --> 01:19:03,750
I know what you need
1434
01:19:03,833 --> 01:19:06,166
You talk in your sleep…
1435
01:19:07,791 --> 01:19:09,500
-Hey.
-Hey!
1436
01:19:10,000 --> 01:19:12,583
What are you doing here?
Shouldn't you be celebrating?
1437
01:19:12,666 --> 01:19:17,125
Oh, I did enough of that last night.
I just came by to drop off some tools.
1438
01:19:18,458 --> 01:19:19,458
Thanks.
1439
01:19:21,875 --> 01:19:22,750
Hey.
1440
01:19:23,333 --> 01:19:25,000
Hey! What's up?
1441
01:19:27,125 --> 01:19:28,458
I don't know what this is.
1442
01:19:28,541 --> 01:19:32,083
You're saying you wanna hang,
but then you're always pulling away.
1443
01:19:32,750 --> 01:19:34,375
And then you're all over Ronak.
1444
01:19:35,166 --> 01:19:36,583
What are you talking about?
1445
01:19:36,666 --> 01:19:38,416
I saw the video, Maya.
1446
01:19:39,208 --> 01:19:40,500
What video?
1447
01:19:41,666 --> 01:19:44,250
The one of you and Ronak… dancing.
1448
01:19:44,750 --> 01:19:46,083
All over my socials.
1449
01:19:46,166 --> 01:19:48,333
But you're not on socials.
1450
01:19:48,416 --> 01:19:50,791
I used my old iPhone
to live stream your competition.
1451
01:19:50,875 --> 01:19:54,375
Okay, listen. Everyone else was
also there. Ronak actually said sorry.
1452
01:19:54,458 --> 01:19:55,791
He shits on you all year.
1453
01:19:56,500 --> 01:19:58,458
Kicks you off the fricking team, and what?
1454
01:19:58,541 --> 01:20:00,458
One apology
and now you're his biggest fan?
1455
01:20:01,041 --> 01:20:02,333
-Great.
-Hey, Arjun.
1456
01:20:02,416 --> 01:20:05,916
Okay, just listen.
Okay, look. Ronak means nothing to me.
1457
01:20:06,000 --> 01:20:08,125
Yeah, but his approval
means everything to you.
1458
01:20:08,208 --> 01:20:10,666
You care so much
about what everybody else thinks,
1459
01:20:10,750 --> 01:20:12,750
except for the people
that actually care about you.
1460
01:20:12,833 --> 01:20:14,833
So, you know what?
Good luck with Best of the Best.
1461
01:20:14,916 --> 01:20:16,583
But I gotta get back to work.
1462
01:20:24,208 --> 01:20:26,875
What's up? This is Jelly Cat!
Leave a message.
1463
01:20:29,458 --> 01:20:30,291
Anj?
1464
01:20:41,041 --> 01:20:42,541
That's it.
1465
01:20:42,625 --> 01:20:44,333
That's it. I need to see you turn.
1466
01:20:44,416 --> 01:20:47,541
Was this in the dorm room
that you guys shared before you put it on?
1467
01:20:47,625 --> 01:20:50,916
Honestly, you should take off
anything that touched her, that she wore.
1468
01:20:51,000 --> 01:20:53,833
Let's just cleanse the energy of Maya.
You know?
1469
01:20:53,916 --> 01:20:55,583
You want me to take my clothes off?
1470
01:20:55,666 --> 01:20:57,916
Anj? You there?
1471
01:20:58,541 --> 01:21:00,000
What do you want, Maya?
1472
01:21:00,583 --> 01:21:02,916
-I just wanna talk to Anjali.
-She's not here.
1473
01:21:03,000 --> 01:21:05,541
-She doesn't wanna talk to you!
-Shut up, Deeps!
1474
01:21:05,625 --> 01:21:06,541
Sorry.
1475
01:21:06,625 --> 01:21:10,500
Please, Anj. Okay? I just wanna talk.
Okay? Just let me explain.
1476
01:21:10,583 --> 01:21:13,708
I don't need you to explain shit to me.
I can understand a video.
1477
01:21:13,791 --> 01:21:15,541
Nothing happened between Ronak and me.
1478
01:21:15,625 --> 01:21:18,375
Oh, please!
That is so not what I'm mad about!
1479
01:21:18,458 --> 01:21:21,083
Is it the interview? Anj, I'm sorry, okay?
1480
01:21:21,166 --> 01:21:24,416
She hit me with a weird question,
and I was just trying to defend you.
1481
01:21:24,500 --> 01:21:28,041
You basically said I'm an idiot
who can't dance to the entire world.
1482
01:21:28,125 --> 01:21:29,333
That's not what I said.
1483
01:21:29,416 --> 01:21:31,250
God, you always do this!
1484
01:21:31,333 --> 01:21:34,500
You screw things up, and I'm the one
that gets left holding the bag!
1485
01:21:35,000 --> 01:21:37,875
Okay, so I'm the only one
who's making mistakes?
1486
01:21:37,958 --> 01:21:41,666
You haven't left me hanging?
You haven't had my back all year!
1487
01:21:42,250 --> 01:21:43,208
All year?
1488
01:21:43,291 --> 01:21:46,208
Ever since you got lead,
you have ditched me for Ronak
1489
01:21:46,291 --> 01:21:48,208
and Thing One and Thing Dumb over here.
1490
01:21:48,291 --> 01:21:49,500
-What the hell?
-Whoa!
1491
01:21:49,583 --> 01:21:52,166
Of course,
there's always someone else to blame!
1492
01:21:52,250 --> 01:21:54,250
You never, ever take accountability!
1493
01:21:54,333 --> 01:21:57,250
Enlighten me, Anj.
What have I not taken accountability for?
1494
01:21:57,333 --> 01:21:59,375
How about stealing lead from me?
1495
01:22:01,041 --> 01:22:02,375
What are you talking about?
1496
01:22:02,458 --> 01:22:05,583
Yeah, sure,
you accidentally forgot to do my quiz,
1497
01:22:05,666 --> 01:22:07,458
which coincidentally made you lead.
1498
01:22:07,541 --> 01:22:10,208
I mean, how stupid do you think I am?
1499
01:22:11,125 --> 01:22:12,833
I would never do that to you.
1500
01:22:12,916 --> 01:22:14,500
That's what I thought.
1501
01:22:15,291 --> 01:22:19,291
I thought
my best friend would always have my back.
1502
01:22:20,416 --> 01:22:22,208
Till I saw you all over Ronak.
1503
01:22:22,291 --> 01:22:24,333
Oh my God, I knew
you were still pissed about that!
1504
01:22:24,416 --> 01:22:25,416
I didn't love it!
1505
01:22:25,500 --> 01:22:28,083
I'm telling you we were all just dancing.
We were drunk.
1506
01:22:28,166 --> 01:22:30,708
We were celebrating, okay?
It meant nothing!
1507
01:22:30,791 --> 01:22:33,416
Obviously,
Ronak would never have done that sober!
1508
01:22:35,416 --> 01:22:38,250
Right. Because how could someone like him
1509
01:22:38,333 --> 01:22:41,041
ever dance with someone like me
in the right state of mind?
1510
01:22:41,125 --> 01:22:44,875
Oh my God, that is so not what I said!
Don't turn this into a pity party
1511
01:22:44,958 --> 01:22:48,083
to distract from the fact you just
can't handle that I won lead over you.
1512
01:22:48,166 --> 01:22:50,625
You were never supposed to be lead
in the first place!
1513
01:22:51,375 --> 01:22:54,708
-What are you talking about?
-Why don't you ask your best friends?
1514
01:22:56,041 --> 01:22:57,208
Maya, don't.
1515
01:22:57,291 --> 01:22:58,916
I was never gonna tell you,
1516
01:22:59,625 --> 01:23:01,708
but I got more votes than you.
1517
01:23:02,291 --> 01:23:05,625
But they made you lead
because you have more lead energy.
1518
01:23:06,208 --> 01:23:08,333
Wonder what they meant by that, huh?
1519
01:23:09,333 --> 01:23:11,458
That's why you got lead.
1520
01:23:11,541 --> 01:23:14,291
That's why you get everything.
1521
01:23:14,375 --> 01:23:15,833
That's not true.
1522
01:23:18,500 --> 01:23:19,458
Is it?
1523
01:23:20,666 --> 01:23:25,625
It is so exhausting
having to stand next to you.
1524
01:23:25,708 --> 01:23:29,041
You are so easy to like. I'm not.
1525
01:23:29,708 --> 01:23:33,666
I have to work so much harder
to get far less.
1526
01:23:35,166 --> 01:23:36,791
But the worst part is,
1527
01:23:36,875 --> 01:23:39,000
the part that really sucks,
1528
01:23:40,750 --> 01:23:45,291
is that my own… best friend
can't see that.
1529
01:23:48,375 --> 01:23:50,291
You were always telling me to let shit go.
1530
01:23:51,791 --> 01:23:52,791
Okay.
1531
01:23:54,208 --> 01:23:55,208
Fine.
1532
01:23:56,375 --> 01:23:57,875
You can have lead,
1533
01:23:57,958 --> 01:24:00,166
because I… quit.
1534
01:24:02,791 --> 01:24:04,208
That's our show, everyone.
1535
01:24:04,291 --> 01:24:06,708
Yeah? Have a great break.
1536
01:24:16,750 --> 01:24:19,541
And I felt what you did
1537
01:24:19,625 --> 01:24:22,166
And I heard what you said
1538
01:24:22,250 --> 01:24:24,791
And I felt to my core
1539
01:24:24,875 --> 01:24:30,625
But I couldn't believe
The words I read
1540
01:24:31,666 --> 01:24:35,583
I read
1541
01:24:36,208 --> 01:24:37,458
Ooh
1542
01:24:37,541 --> 01:24:40,208
The force froze me in time
1543
01:24:40,291 --> 01:24:42,875
While you cling to the past
1544
01:24:42,958 --> 01:24:45,375
And you missed how I've changed
1545
01:24:45,458 --> 01:24:47,458
So you could never know
1546
01:24:47,541 --> 01:24:51,083
Who I am
1547
01:24:52,208 --> 01:24:56,458
I am
1548
01:24:56,541 --> 01:24:58,958
Am
1549
01:24:59,041 --> 01:25:01,708
Did I ever know you?
1550
01:25:01,791 --> 01:25:04,083
I can't be sure
1551
01:25:04,166 --> 01:25:06,166
We saw a different side
1552
01:25:06,250 --> 01:25:09,458
What a difference time shows
1553
01:25:09,541 --> 01:25:11,875
Did I ever know you?
1554
01:25:11,958 --> 01:25:14,750
I can't be sure
1555
01:25:14,833 --> 01:25:17,458
Somewhere between what was
1556
01:25:17,541 --> 01:25:21,375
And what will be
1557
01:25:30,291 --> 01:25:32,291
Not sure they know how to play.
1558
01:25:36,291 --> 01:25:39,166
-Get off! Aah!
-Don't you just love child labor?
1559
01:25:39,250 --> 01:25:42,500
Smile, Maya! Smile, kanna!
1560
01:25:44,916 --> 01:25:47,625
Like Anjali, kanna.
Try to look like her.
1561
01:25:51,958 --> 01:25:53,416
-Oh, food's here!
-Oh!
1562
01:25:53,500 --> 01:25:54,708
-Thank you.
-Thank you so much!
1563
01:25:54,791 --> 01:25:57,333
You're such a beautiful girl, Anjali.
1564
01:25:57,416 --> 01:26:00,333
Rekha, you have such a lovely little girl.
1565
01:26:01,791 --> 01:26:02,791
What is this?
1566
01:26:03,291 --> 01:26:05,333
What? I like it. It's cool.
1567
01:26:05,416 --> 01:26:07,958
Tsk! My eye!
I just wanna take one good photo.
1568
01:26:24,375 --> 01:26:25,625
And there they are!
1569
01:26:25,708 --> 01:26:28,416
-Mom, stop!
-Oh gosh, you guys look amazing!
1570
01:26:28,500 --> 01:26:30,500
Everybody get in the car. Come on.
1571
01:26:30,583 --> 01:26:32,291
Why do I always have to play the man?
1572
01:26:42,375 --> 01:26:44,958
Yo. Welcome back from break.
1573
01:26:45,458 --> 01:26:47,958
You missed nacho night.
Do you want a nacho?
1574
01:26:49,958 --> 01:26:51,708
-No.
-Okay. You sure?
1575
01:26:52,208 --> 01:26:54,791
Chip to cheese ratio is… mwah! Michelin.
1576
01:26:56,166 --> 01:26:57,458
Oh, look at that.
1577
01:26:57,541 --> 01:27:00,458
If you're trying to get me to join back
on the team, it's not gonna happen--
1578
01:27:00,541 --> 01:27:01,750
Why would I do that?
1579
01:27:02,541 --> 01:27:04,000
You chose to quit.
1580
01:27:04,083 --> 01:27:07,666
And I respect a woman's right to choose.
1581
01:27:10,375 --> 01:27:11,541
All right, look.
1582
01:27:12,041 --> 01:27:14,541
You guys are better off without me,
anyway. I'm a shit lead.
1583
01:27:14,625 --> 01:27:16,666
You're not a shit lead,
you're just a shit leader,
1584
01:27:16,750 --> 01:27:19,875
'cause you wanted lead for yourself
so you could show up some Internet trolls.
1585
01:27:19,958 --> 01:27:21,916
No, no, no.
You don't know what it feels like
1586
01:27:22,000 --> 01:27:24,041
to never get the respect
that you know you deserve.
1587
01:27:24,125 --> 01:27:27,500
Dude. Be so for real.
This isn't about Anjali.
1588
01:27:30,875 --> 01:27:31,916
It's about this.
1589
01:27:34,958 --> 01:27:38,500
-Ha-ha. A chip on my shoulder, really?
-Yeah, it is. Okay?
1590
01:27:38,583 --> 01:27:40,500
It's big and delicious,
and it's the truth.
1591
01:27:40,583 --> 01:27:42,875
And you can't see it
sitting in front of your face.
1592
01:27:42,958 --> 01:27:45,291
You won lead, remember?
1593
01:27:46,208 --> 01:27:47,416
We voted for you.
1594
01:27:47,500 --> 01:27:49,541
But you're so focused on being wronged
1595
01:27:49,625 --> 01:27:52,250
that you can't even see
what's going right.
1596
01:27:52,333 --> 01:27:56,916
We chose you because you have vision.
You have drive. You follow your gut.
1597
01:27:57,625 --> 01:28:00,916
You trust your instincts.
You have a total inability to shut up.
1598
01:28:01,416 --> 01:28:03,708
And we went, "Yeah, we want more of that."
1599
01:28:05,208 --> 01:28:07,125
And now you're choosing to bail on us.
1600
01:28:43,458 --> 01:28:44,958
From the top!
1601
01:28:45,041 --> 01:28:47,458
-One, two, three, four.
-What are we even doing?
1602
01:28:47,541 --> 01:28:49,541
-We won't win.
-Feel the romance.
1603
01:28:49,625 --> 01:28:52,125
-Okay! Where are you, Harry?
-Coming, bhai!
1604
01:28:52,208 --> 01:28:53,750
-Oh!
-Whoa!
1605
01:28:53,833 --> 01:28:56,041
Sorry. Oh, I'm sorry, bhai.
1606
01:28:56,125 --> 01:28:58,250
What the hell is your problem, white boy?
1607
01:28:58,333 --> 01:29:00,708
Hey! Do not come at him like that.
1608
01:29:02,500 --> 01:29:05,333
I'll say whatever I want to the white boy.
1609
01:29:05,416 --> 01:29:07,750
Yo, I have had it with this fool!
1610
01:29:07,833 --> 01:29:10,625
Call him white boy one more time,
see what happens.
1611
01:29:10,708 --> 01:29:13,208
Stand down, bro.
I'm not trying to steal your boyfriend!
1612
01:29:13,291 --> 01:29:15,500
-Whoa, whoa, whoa!
-Whoa! That's not cool.
1613
01:29:15,583 --> 01:29:16,500
Love is love.
1614
01:29:16,583 --> 01:29:20,291
Yeah. We accept all people,
you dumb immigrant.
1615
01:29:20,375 --> 01:29:22,166
-That's not either.
-No one is illegal.
1616
01:29:22,250 --> 01:29:23,333
Let's refocus.
1617
01:29:23,416 --> 01:29:25,500
What the hell is this gora
even doing on this team?
1618
01:29:26,250 --> 01:29:28,250
-He's not even Indian!
-Oh!
1619
01:29:28,333 --> 01:29:31,541
Harry is the most Indian dude here.
Harry, don't listen to him.
1620
01:29:31,625 --> 01:29:33,791
Vishal's feeble mind cannot comprehend
1621
01:29:33,875 --> 01:29:36,125
that South Asian culture
is not a static artifact,
1622
01:29:36,208 --> 01:29:37,541
but a living palimpsest,
1623
01:29:37,625 --> 01:29:40,291
immune to the parochial gatekeeping
of fragile men.
1624
01:29:45,416 --> 01:29:47,250
I don't know what she said.
1625
01:29:47,333 --> 01:29:51,250
She called you a dumbass, dumbass.
1626
01:29:51,333 --> 01:29:54,666
Says a loser who only made the team
on his fourth try.
1627
01:29:54,750 --> 01:29:58,000
-Put 'em up!
-Whoa! Hey, hey, hey, hey!
1628
01:29:58,083 --> 01:30:00,208
-Whoa, whoa, whoa! No! No!
-Finally, it's happening.
1629
01:30:00,291 --> 01:30:02,041
Violence is not the answer.
1630
01:30:02,125 --> 01:30:03,750
Time to go night-night.
1631
01:30:03,833 --> 01:30:05,500
What the hell is going on?
1632
01:30:05,583 --> 01:30:08,583
My God! Sumi!
Where did you get a taser from?
1633
01:30:08,666 --> 01:30:11,375
-I won it. Church raffle.
-What?
1634
01:30:11,458 --> 01:30:13,291
Uh… what are you all doing?
1635
01:30:13,375 --> 01:30:16,083
Okay, what are you doing here?
I thought you quit.
1636
01:30:16,166 --> 01:30:17,375
I came to apologize.
1637
01:30:21,333 --> 01:30:22,375
I've been a prick.
1638
01:30:23,291 --> 01:30:28,416
Definitely not the easiest to work with.
And I am really sorry for bailing on you.
1639
01:30:29,041 --> 01:30:33,041
That was a shitty,
shitty thing for me to do.
1640
01:30:34,041 --> 01:30:35,708
But I want back on the team.
1641
01:30:37,458 --> 01:30:39,000
If you guys will have me, of course.
1642
01:30:46,875 --> 01:30:50,083
Okay. So, you got an idea
for a new routine?
1643
01:30:51,083 --> 01:30:55,041
What is the plan? What is the plan? Okay.
1644
01:30:55,875 --> 01:30:58,791
Um, first, I just wanna say I…
1645
01:31:00,500 --> 01:31:02,875
-Anjali! Come in!
-What are you doing here?
1646
01:31:02,958 --> 01:31:05,166
-I got off probation.
-We missed you!
1647
01:31:05,250 --> 01:31:06,375
Thanks for coming.
1648
01:31:09,333 --> 01:31:10,916
Uh, I just wanna say,
1649
01:31:11,666 --> 01:31:14,833
I totally understand
why we went all-in on nostalgia.
1650
01:31:14,916 --> 01:31:17,000
Bollywood runs on nostalgia.
1651
01:31:17,500 --> 01:31:20,875
And skin-whitening creams,
but… mostly nostalgia.
1652
01:31:21,916 --> 01:31:27,791
And we copy the greats because it's safe.
And memories are incredibly powerful.
1653
01:31:28,583 --> 01:31:29,708
Even the ones
1654
01:31:30,500 --> 01:31:31,541
we wanna forget.
1655
01:31:32,125 --> 01:31:36,375
We have got to stop obsessing
over the things we have lost.
1656
01:31:36,958 --> 01:31:39,791
We have to stop chasing
what was stolen from us.
1657
01:31:41,958 --> 01:31:48,041
And start focusing on the things
that no one can take away from us.
1658
01:31:53,250 --> 01:31:56,166
Well, then I think
the only way we pull this off
1659
01:31:56,666 --> 01:31:58,875
is if you and Anjali are the leads.
1660
01:31:58,958 --> 01:32:01,875
-Oh. Um…
-That's not--
1661
01:32:01,958 --> 01:32:04,833
-I don't know if logistically that--
-No. There's no time, okay?
1662
01:32:04,916 --> 01:32:07,541
You two are the only ones
who can pick up a routine that fast.
1663
01:32:09,000 --> 01:32:10,541
So let's put it to a vote.
1664
01:32:11,583 --> 01:32:14,000
All those in favor of Maya and Anjali…
1665
01:32:23,166 --> 01:32:28,416
Hey, so just so you know, file I/O
and search engines will be on the final.
1666
01:32:28,916 --> 01:32:29,916
That's it.
1667
01:32:30,416 --> 01:32:31,833
Maya, Anjali, hang back.
1668
01:32:35,666 --> 01:32:39,000
So I heard you made, uh, championships.
Congrats.
1669
01:32:41,958 --> 01:32:44,291
Look, I don't know what's goin' on
between you two
1670
01:32:44,375 --> 01:32:46,916
and, frankly,
I'm embarrassed that I even care.
1671
01:32:47,000 --> 01:32:48,791
But here's what I do know.
1672
01:32:48,875 --> 01:32:53,666
In 15 years, a grand total of no one
will be talking about the drama
1673
01:32:54,166 --> 01:32:55,666
of collegiate Bollywood dance.
1674
01:32:55,750 --> 01:32:58,458
Because when you have a mortgage
and back pain,
1675
01:32:58,541 --> 01:33:01,250
all you can remember is the good times.
1676
01:33:03,250 --> 01:33:04,875
I don't even remember our routine.
1677
01:33:05,583 --> 01:33:08,583
But every single one of those people
was at my wedding.
1678
01:33:09,500 --> 01:33:12,375
Except that guy.
That guy is in prison for wire fraud.
1679
01:33:12,458 --> 01:33:14,500
Look, whatever it is, just fix it.
1680
01:33:15,083 --> 01:33:17,625
Otherwise, you're gonna miss out
on 15 years of memories,
1681
01:33:17,708 --> 01:33:20,375
and you're not even gonna remember
why you fought in the first place.
1682
01:33:27,458 --> 01:33:29,666
Welcome to Best of the Best!
1683
01:33:30,500 --> 01:33:35,041
Tonight, we crown the top
Bollywood dance team in the nation.
1684
01:33:49,125 --> 01:33:50,625
Okay!
1685
01:33:50,708 --> 01:33:53,041
Last looks on costumes! Thank you.
1686
01:33:53,125 --> 01:33:54,041
-Ronak.
-Yeah?
1687
01:33:54,125 --> 01:33:55,625
-Check props. Sumi.
-Okay.
1688
01:33:56,125 --> 01:34:00,166
Oh! You are HPV!
We just can't get rid of you.
1689
01:34:00,250 --> 01:34:02,750
I'm sure we're not your first STI.
1690
01:34:04,083 --> 01:34:07,541
Just remember, you're not here
'cause you deserve to be.
1691
01:34:07,625 --> 01:34:09,333
You're here 'cause you complained.
1692
01:34:09,916 --> 01:34:11,166
UCLA on deck!
1693
01:34:11,250 --> 01:34:12,625
I'm gonna kill her.
1694
01:34:13,166 --> 01:34:15,583
-Let her go, killer bee.
-Makeup lying around…
1695
01:34:15,666 --> 01:34:16,833
Where's Maya?
1696
01:34:17,333 --> 01:34:19,250
I need my lip gloss. Where's my lip gloss?
1697
01:34:31,500 --> 01:34:33,583
No, Mom, I promise you they're there.
1698
01:34:33,666 --> 01:34:35,666
She's saying
there's nothing under my name.
1699
01:34:35,750 --> 01:34:38,083
Can you please check again? Hang on, Maya.
1700
01:34:38,625 --> 01:34:40,625
Hey. We're about to go on.
1701
01:34:40,708 --> 01:34:42,125
Yeah. One sec.
1702
01:34:42,208 --> 01:34:44,458
Is that Anjali? How is she doing?
1703
01:34:44,541 --> 01:34:45,416
Chill. She's fine.
1704
01:34:45,500 --> 01:34:47,750
Then why is she dropping out
of computer science?
1705
01:34:47,833 --> 01:34:50,916
Wait, wait. Okay, she found the passes!
We'll talk after the show.
1706
01:34:51,000 --> 01:34:52,833
Oh… okay, yeah. Bye.
1707
01:34:56,666 --> 01:34:58,625
I just wanna say, you're doing good…
1708
01:34:58,708 --> 01:35:01,625
So, my mom said
you dropped out of comp sci?
1709
01:35:01,708 --> 01:35:03,125
Oh, yeah.
1710
01:35:03,916 --> 01:35:07,125
You know, actually learning the material
made me realize how much I…
1711
01:35:07,208 --> 01:35:08,291
How do I put this?
1712
01:35:08,375 --> 01:35:09,583
Hate it?
1713
01:35:12,166 --> 01:35:14,000
So, what's your new major?
1714
01:35:14,083 --> 01:35:15,708
Uh, undecided.
1715
01:35:16,625 --> 01:35:18,833
I've spent so much of my life
doing whatever you did,
1716
01:35:18,916 --> 01:35:22,291
I just… need some time to figure out
what I actually want, you know?
1717
01:35:22,958 --> 01:35:25,041
Can't keep copying off you forever.
1718
01:35:27,625 --> 01:35:29,958
Anj, look, I am so sorry
1719
01:35:30,041 --> 01:35:32,291
for all the awful things
I said about you, okay?
1720
01:35:32,375 --> 01:35:34,083
-I--
-Maya, stop.
1721
01:35:35,000 --> 01:35:38,291
Okay? I'm not upset about what you said.
1722
01:35:38,375 --> 01:35:40,625
I'm upset about what you didn't say.
1723
01:35:41,541 --> 01:35:44,000
I mean,
how could you not tell me about lead?
1724
01:35:45,000 --> 01:35:46,708
What was I supposed to say, Anj?
1725
01:35:46,791 --> 01:35:50,666
You were so happy to be lead.
I could never take that from you.
1726
01:35:50,750 --> 01:35:53,541
But I can't be happy if you're not.
1727
01:35:54,958 --> 01:35:58,083
And I hate that I didn't see it.
1728
01:36:02,333 --> 01:36:05,708
I've just spent my entire life
always being the weird one.
1729
01:36:06,291 --> 01:36:09,458
Or the difficult one.
And when they made you lead…
1730
01:36:10,375 --> 01:36:11,375
I don't know.
1731
01:36:12,833 --> 01:36:13,875
It felt normal.
1732
01:36:15,375 --> 01:36:17,083
But look. You didn't know that, okay?
1733
01:36:17,166 --> 01:36:18,500
But I should have.
1734
01:36:19,333 --> 01:36:20,333
I should have.
1735
01:36:21,500 --> 01:36:23,333
It was happening right in front of me.
1736
01:36:25,166 --> 01:36:27,666
Y'all ready for more show?
1737
01:36:27,750 --> 01:36:32,166
Next up, UCLA Agni!
1738
01:36:43,291 --> 01:36:44,458
So,
1739
01:36:45,791 --> 01:36:47,250
are we still best friends?
1740
01:36:48,541 --> 01:36:50,708
We were never best friends, Maya.
1741
01:36:52,083 --> 01:36:54,166
We've always been sisters.
1742
01:37:03,416 --> 01:37:04,541
Uh…
1743
01:37:05,500 --> 01:37:06,666
Front row.
1744
01:37:07,208 --> 01:37:08,375
On the left.
1745
01:37:17,750 --> 01:37:19,541
I couldn't let her miss this.
1746
01:37:26,458 --> 01:37:30,208
For centuries, the Koh-i-Noor
diamond was our greatest treasure.
1747
01:37:31,041 --> 01:37:32,833
Until it was stolen.
1748
01:37:34,708 --> 01:37:38,166
But our wealth was never theirs to take.
1749
01:37:39,791 --> 01:37:42,250
Now it's time to settle the score.
1750
01:37:43,000 --> 01:37:45,541
And take back what's ours.
1751
01:37:45,625 --> 01:37:47,208
To all museum security…
1752
01:37:47,291 --> 01:37:49,416
…this is your only warning.
1753
01:37:49,500 --> 01:37:51,333
Stay out of our way.
1754
01:37:52,250 --> 01:37:56,208
Museum security breach.
Museum security breach.
1755
01:39:31,833 --> 01:39:34,875
We're not here to steal the diamond.
1756
01:39:36,083 --> 01:39:37,125
We don't need it.
1757
01:39:37,208 --> 01:39:38,916
We're enough without it.
1758
01:39:41,416 --> 01:39:42,583
-Wassup?
-Huh?
1759
01:39:42,666 --> 01:39:45,041
-Wassup? Wassup?
-Bitch, wassup?
1760
01:39:45,125 --> 01:39:46,125
-Huh?
-Wassup?
1761
01:39:46,208 --> 01:39:47,375
-Wassup?
-Wassup?
1762
01:39:47,458 --> 01:39:48,875
-Huh?
-Wassup?
1763
01:39:48,958 --> 01:39:50,166
Wassup?
1764
01:40:02,541 --> 01:40:03,708
Oh, come on!
1765
01:40:03,791 --> 01:40:06,500
-What happened to the power?
-Please stay calm.
1766
01:40:06,583 --> 01:40:08,666
-We'll check circuit breakers.
-Keep dancing?
1767
01:40:08,750 --> 01:40:10,958
-We're about to win.
-What do we do?
1768
01:40:11,541 --> 01:40:13,541
There's no way
we did all this for nothing.
1769
01:40:38,000 --> 01:40:39,708
We've always been sisters.
1770
01:40:42,750 --> 01:40:43,958
Maya, what are you doing?
1771
01:40:54,541 --> 01:40:56,791
I got you! Always.
1772
01:41:05,916 --> 01:41:07,125
Wait.
1773
01:42:43,250 --> 01:42:44,125
Power's back!
1774
01:42:44,208 --> 01:42:45,875
Five, six, seven, eight!
1775
01:43:28,166 --> 01:43:29,666
Whoo!
1776
01:43:34,208 --> 01:43:37,666
UCLA! UCLA!
1777
01:43:37,750 --> 01:43:42,416
-UCLA! UCLA!
-Yes! Yes!
1778
01:43:42,500 --> 01:43:44,833
UCLA! UCLA!
1779
01:43:46,791 --> 01:43:49,625
-You never know.
-No, I know. I know.
1780
01:43:49,708 --> 01:43:52,375
-I think you would.
-I totally do. Oh yeah.
1781
01:43:58,500 --> 01:43:59,458
Hey.
1782
01:44:01,583 --> 01:44:03,708
That was incredible.
1783
01:44:03,791 --> 01:44:04,708
Thank you.
1784
01:44:08,041 --> 01:44:09,583
We won!
1785
01:44:14,708 --> 01:44:15,666
Ah.
1786
01:44:16,708 --> 01:44:18,166
There's a lot of people around.
1787
01:44:19,333 --> 01:44:21,083
Yeah. Let 'em watch.
1788
01:44:36,833 --> 01:44:37,958
I gotta go.
1789
01:44:38,041 --> 01:44:39,833
Hey. Where you goin'?
1790
01:44:39,916 --> 01:44:41,583
Longtime tradition.
1791
01:44:48,333 --> 01:44:50,791
I got someone's favorite!
1792
01:44:50,875 --> 01:44:52,875
-Dope. Sour cream? Extra?
-Oh!
1793
01:44:53,458 --> 01:44:54,750
-Yeah!
-Come on!
1794
01:44:54,833 --> 01:44:56,416
This is not amateur hour.
1795
01:44:56,500 --> 01:44:59,208
I am so hungry, I could eat ten of these.
1796
01:44:59,291 --> 01:45:00,500
Here we go.
1797
01:45:01,541 --> 01:45:03,041
Come to Mama.